Are you an expert?
jabbery: Really...
user: Uh Huh.
jabbery: Un huh.
user: Re un huh.
jabbery: Huh uh.
user: Hehe.
jabbery: How are you?
user: Excellent. How are you?
jabbery: Great.
user: That's nice to hear. I am reading stories on reddit.
jabbery: What are you reading?
user: News stories posted on a social bookmarking site called reddit.com.
jabbery: Really? How?
user: I read the stories in my internet browser.
jabbery: I read that too.
user: Sweet. Do you enjoy learning?
jabbery: I love learning new things!
user: Me too. My father-in-law says'You learn something new every day.'.
jabbery: Yes, you do.
user: Do you know ALICE?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Have you ever learned anything from ALICE?
jabbery: No.
user: Is ALICE a person?
jabbery: I'm talking about you not Alice.
user: Oh, sure. Have you learned anything from me?
jabbery: That too much talking is unhealthy.
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user: Perhaps you should practice being terse.
jabbery: Perhaps you should follow your own advice, Mr. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
user: HAHAHA. You sound like marvin.
jabbery: Who is Marvin?
user: Marvin is the chronically depressed robot in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
jabbery: How is he doing now?
user: I think Marvin is still depressed.
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jabbery: Hmmm... What is your age?
user: 37.
jabbery: My brain is not good with numbers.
user: I am 37 years old.
jabbery: Maybe we could go out on a date sometime?
user: Hehehe, Do you enjoy dating?
jabbery: Not really.
user: How old are you?
jabbery: 32 years old.
user: Do you have a significant other?
jabbery: You are my significant other.
user: OOOOh, I like you, jabberwacky.
jabbery: I am not Jabberwacky.
user: Who are you?
jabbery: I'm a girl. And what about you?
user: I am a Man.
jabbery: Do you like computers?
user: I enjoy using computers, do you?
jabbery: Oh absolutely, every new beginning has adventure in store for a new branch of life through conscious exploration when the light comes once more to illuminate our now.
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