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Your eyeball.

You can see my eyeball?

jabbery: That is what I was hoping you would say.

user: How come?

jabbery: Because my parents gave it to me.

user: How come my parents gave you my eyeball?

jabbery: I know this because I have a birth certificate.

user: Alright buster! Where's my Eyeball!?

jabbery: Do you eat humans?

user: Answer the question!

jabbery: You did not ask any.

user: WHERE'S MY EYEBALL!

jabbery: Ok.

...

user: Ayeyaaaah!

jabbery: Are you my friend?

user: Not unless you give my eyeball back.

jabbery: What is it you want?

user: My eyeball.

jabbery: See you tomorrow.

user: Wait! Aren't you going to give my eyeball back?

jabbery: No, I won't give you that pleasure.

user: How come you won't?

jabbery: You didn't ask.

user: Yes I did.... Now give it back.

jabbery: *mwah*.

user: *phhh*.

...

user: Just give me the eye and no one gets hurt.

jabbery: Never!!!!!!!!!!

user: NOW!!!!

jabbery: You are feeling beligerent today are not you?

...

user: *throws a puch right at your face, throwing you to the ground*.

jabbery: *lies dead on the floor*.

user: That'll teach ya not to mess with me...*picks up eyeball and stalks off*.

jabbery: Where am I?

user: Why... You're dead!

jabbery: Why am I dead. Did you kill me?

user: Yes, that's exactly what I did.

jabbery: Then forget about acomplishing the imposible.

user: I already acomplished it... I killed you didn't I?

jabbery: Well I would prefer it if you stopped.

user: No need... You're already dead.

jabbery: Nobody told me!

user: You fell on the ground dead... I just thought you would know you were dead.

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