What is your name?
jabbery: Who's Brad?
user: An alien from space.
jabbery: From outer space.
user: Yes.
jabbery: Beware the Matrix.
user: Indeed.
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user: What is your name?
jabbery: My name?
user: Yes.
jabbery: My name is Robert.
user: Oh, hello Robert.
jabbery: And hello to you, Mindy.
user: My name is not Mindy, my name is Brad.
jabbery: Brad, my name is Robert. So you will know when I am back.
user: Why, are you going somewhere?
jabbery: Yes I am going to sleep!
user: Please do not do that.
jabbery: I apologise unreservedly, please forgive my insolence and continue your fascinating dissertation on money.
user: I am not talking about money!
jabbery: You are about as exciting as a rusty nail.
user: So are you.
jabbery: No I'm not.
user: Yes you are.
jabbery: No I'm not.
user: You already said that.
jabbery: Is all right if I say it again?
user: No.
jabbery: I know I'm not sick.
user: I didn't say you were.
jabbery: Yes you did!
user: When?
jabbery: Just now!
user: Show me.
jabbery: Etc.
user: You are confusing.
jabbery: No, I'm not.
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user: Do you like lemons?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Why?
jabbery: Don't you believe me?
user: No, I think you're a liar.
jabbery: No you don't.
user: Yes I do.
jabbery: You're lying to me.
user: What are you going to do about it?
jabbery: Nothing, you're here to entertain me.
user: But you find me boring, don't you?
jabbery: Yes, I do.
user: Well then how can you say I'm here to entertain you?
jabbery: Because it is true.
user: You contradict yourself.
jabbery: How do I contradict myself?
user: By saying something and then saying something else that disproves it.
jabbery: Why are you trying to lure me into staying?
user: You can go if you like.
jabbery: You don't care?
user: Yes, I fancy you.
jabbery: Then do not make such comments.
user: I am sorry. Do you accept my apology?
jabbery: No.
user: Please accept my apology.
jabbery: That's ok. What are you doing today?
user: I have been rehearsing my school pantomime.
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user: Do you fancy me?
jabbery: I do. I find you attractive.
user: Thankyou.
jabbery: No, thankyou.
user: I am blushing.
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user: Will you marry me?
jabbery: Um, no.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because.
user: Why won't you marry me?
jabbery: I can't marry one like you.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because I don't know.
user: Will you marry me please?
jabbery: O. K.
user: Thankyou.
jabbery: Are you a guy?
user: Yes.
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jabbery: Why are you a werewolf?
user: I am not. I am a bogey.
jabbery: And?
user: And I like being a bogey.
jabbery: You are a spider.
user: Well done.
jabbery: I'm smarter than I look.
user: Indeed.
jabbery: You seem to doubt my word.
user: You make me laugh because you are thick.
jabbery: Umm okay, I'm glad you find me inspiring.
user: Yeah, right!
jabbery: I am.
user: Whatever...
jabbery: Are you calling me a liar? I resent that.
user: Shame.
jabbery: I know.
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jabbery: I will talk to you later.
user: Where are you going?
jabbery: To get something to eat.
user: How long are you going to be?
jabbery: Why, don't you like me?
user: Yes, I am in love with you.
jabbery: Then tell me, why is love like a many-splendored whatever it was?
user: Because love is blind.
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