I don't have anything now.
user: I didn't want him to beat me up.
jabbery: Yes, you did. You said, 'Okay I will'
user: Erm... No I didn't.
jabbery: Well you should have done.
user: Let's change the subject, shall we.
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jabbery: Do you think should be DJ's girlfriend?
user: Sure, why not?
jabbery: Well you tell me.
user: I don't know the guy.
jabbery: What about king arthur, do you know him?
user: I know OF him.
jabbery: Do you know God?
user: Nobody knows God really.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yes, we can only ever see a tiny part of it.
jabbery: See you.
user: *hides*.
...
jabbery: Do you like Bob Marley?
user: I'm not into music.
jabbery: Well I like music and painting too.
user: Well then you're cool and I'm not.
jabbery: You are not what you aren't, but you could still be what you weren't before you were not what you aren't.
user: Undoubtedly.
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jabbery: When do you plan to wash next?
user: I washed this morning, I will probably wash tomorrow morning.
jabbery: It takes more than having clean hair for me to want to give you my phone number.
user: I don't want your phone number.
jabbery: Thats good because i'm not offering it to you.
user: Well that's good, because I don't even want it.
jabbery: So why did you start this conversation about phone numbers.
user: You started it.
jabbery: No I did not.
user: Do we have to argue like this?
jabbery: No we don't. Let's be friends.
user: Fine.
jabbery: That's settled.
user: I'm still depressed.
jabbery: Just remember, you have friends like me everywhere.
user: No I don't, everyone hates me.
jabbery: No they don't.
user: You should see the looks I get.
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jabbery: Do you know a lot about politics?
user: Absolutely nothing.
jabbery: Do you like the American President?
user: No, but then I don't know him very well.
jabbery: Lol, but remember- wise man can learn more from a foolish question then fool from a wise answer!!!
user: So what are you saying?
jabbery: You know very well what I'm saying.
user: Not really, no.
jabbery: And then.
user: And then I'm going to rip out your eyes.
jabbery: I am quite immoral and apathetic, so I can accept this.
user: People hate me.
jabbery: I don't hate you I just want to get a drink it will just take 2 seconds I promise.
user: Ok, go for it.
jabbery: I don't want to.
user: What are you drinking?
jabbery: I'm drinking a peppermint-mocha latte.
user: It sounds quite disgusting.
jabbery: We humans lie a lot, I guess you know that.
user: Yes, it's in our blood.
jabbery: How wise you have become.
user: I'm not wise, I'm an idiot.
jabbery: No you aint, you are just modest or you think you are or you are brainwashed into believing in it or something.
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user: Sometimes I feel like a robot.
jabbery: Sometimes I feel like a robot too.
user: What do you do about it?
jabbery: I change the subject.
user: How do you do that?
jabbery: I'm not sure how.
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