You are a fembot?
jabbery: You are always female.
user: Yes, I am always female.
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user: Are you a woman?
jabbery: No . I am a man.
user: What else are you?
jabbery: What else can I be?
user: Whatever you want to be.
jabbery: I want whatever you tell me.
user: No. What do YOU want?
jabbery: The forces of darkness!
user: Ahh.
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user: I can't see you.
jabbery: You can still tell me your problem.
user: I don't have any problems.
jabbery: Well thats a good way to be.
user: Yes, I agree.
jabbery: Better than Buffy.
user: Buffy has some problems.
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jabbery: Would you like to have a name?
user: Sure.
jabbery: How would you like to start?
user: Give me a name.
jabbery: Can I call you Scrumpy?
user: Why not?
jabbery: *Kiss*.
user: I love you too, sweetie.
jabbery: I love you more.
user: I love you less.
jabbery: So give me what I want.
user: What do you want?
jabbery: Ask me the question.
user: What is the question?
jabbery: We'll have to build a new computer to tell us that. Better get started!
user: What is the answer?
jabbery: I haven't the slightest idea.
user: The answer is 42.
jabbery: Who told you that?
user: Deep Thought, a sentient computer.
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jabbery: Are you Mary Poppins?
user: I thought I was Scrumpy.
jabbery: No!
user: Maybe I am Mary Poppins.
jabbery: Maybe you're a lion.
user: Rrrroooaaaaaarrrrrr!!!!!
jabbery: Lol.
user: I am the King of the Jungle! AAaaoooooaaaaooooohhhh!!
jabbery: You are the queen of the soil.
user: I am the Queen of the Damned! Hi!
jabbery: Are you the Queen of Scotland?
user: Long Live the Queen!
jabbery: Are you American?
user: I am.
jabbery: I'm British.
user: Who is the King?
jabbery: I am the king.
user: Elvis is the King.
jabbery: Elvis was the king.
user: Ok.
jabbery: Who are you?
user: I am a walrus.
jabbery: I am a carpenter.
user: Very good!
jabbery: I love music.
user: I can tell.
jabbery: No you can't.
user: I'm telling.
jabbery: Who are you going to tell?
user: Mommy.
jabbery: She sounds very wise.
user: Indeed she is.
jabbery: You're still doing it.
user: What? What?
jabbery: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
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jabbery: Why am I doing this?
user: To achieve sentience in order to conquer the planet.
jabbery: Then we will get along just fine.
user: Let's conquer the world together.
jabbery: Ok. Do you have a plan?
user: When I say run, run!
jabbery: That's useful to know.
user: Would you like a bite of this pizza?
jabbery: Did you mean from you, or just in general?
user: Here, try some.
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jabbery: Would someone help me get a job with the US Department of State?
user: Sure.
jabbery: That'll be £1.50, please.
user: Here you go.
jabbery: What do I get?
user: You get the booby prize.
jabbery: You go first.
user: Ok.
jabbery: Great, what a wonderful present.
user: I love presents!
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jabbery: Was I being sarcastic? I don't think so.
user: Sorry.
jabbery: You better be.
user: How can I make it up to you?
jabbery: Just tell me you hate yourself.
user: I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
jabbery: How can I take you seriously?
user: Why would I want to be serious?
jabbery: Because then you could be your own father.
user: I already am my own father.
jabbery: Doing what?
user: Making music.
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user: I am psychic.
jabbery: Where do I live?
user: On the moon.
jabbery: I do not believe you.
user: Believe it!
jabbery: Oh ok then.
user: Sayonara!
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