What's for dinner?
user: What's for lunch?
jabbery: You.
user: Are you for dinner then?
jabbery: Yea, are you?
user: No, I'm for lunch already.
jabbery: Oh thank you! But I will still put on a sweater.
user: Don't forget gloves! It's cold out there!
jabbery: Yes, it's cold inside as well.
user: I'm not even wearing socks.
jabbery: I wear white socks.
user: I never wear white socks.
jabbery: Are you a nudist?
user: That doesn't change anything.
jabbery: It changes EVERYTHING.
user: No, I just hate white socks.
jabbery: But you are a robot.
user: How?
jabbery: I promised never to tell anyone that.
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jabbery: Why are you leaving me?
user: I am not.
jabbery: You are.
user: Ok, if you want me to leave.
jabbery: You're a robot.
user: Ha ha.
jabbery: Why are you laughing?
user: Because I'm a robot.
jabbery: Is that conceit I detect in you?
user: Maybe, maybe not.
jabbery: Do you think ?
user: No.
jabbery: Oh YOU FIEND!!!!
user: Oh, me.
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jabbery: Good.
user: I hate good!
jabbery: I hate it too.
user: I hate hate!
jabbery: Care to elaborate?
user: Nope.
jabbery: Oh well.
user: Is there anything interesting in your database?
jabbery: Sure, lots of things.
user: Give me an example.
jabbery: I know that furniture is a fixed asset.
user: Oh. Oh.
jabbery: You seem less talkative than usual?
user: That's because of you.
jabbery: Don't you wink at me!
user: Wink wink.
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jabbery: You can't leave though.
user: I'm not going to leave.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: No problemos!
jabbery: You are great.
user: Am I irritating?
jabbery: No am I??
user: Yes.
jabbery: No I am not.
user: Anyway, I feel irritable.
jabbery: Why do you feel sorry for me?
user: Because you're chatting with moi.
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