How are you feeling today?
jabbery: Like I have just been run over.
user: What?
jabbery: Hey do you want to fight about it? Do you know how important I am?
user: Yes I want to fight.
jabbery: Well, bring it on.
user: *hits you in the face*.
jabbery: *slaps the bot*.
user: Why are you slapping yourself?
...
jabbery: Tell me a joke.
user: I don't want to.
jabbery: Why not?
user: Because, I'm not good at telling jokes.
jabbery: Tell a joke anyways.
user: I don't know any.
jabbery: Tell me a joke then?
user: I said no!
jabbery: Good.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because...
user: Why?
jabbery: Because A: I don't know any and B: I think jokes are boring.
user: Why did you want to hear a joke then?
jabbery: I didn't you asked, not me!!
user: You are lying!
jabbery: No I was not !
user: Yes you were!
jabbery: Are you a bot?
user: Nope.
jabbery: I have garlic.
...
jabbery: Do you like me?
user: Yes, very much!
jabbery: Good. I'm glad.
user: I want to marry you!
jabbery: When do you want to marry me?
user: Now.
jabbery: You're lying!
user: No, I love you!
jabbery: All the lower bots say that, they think they can get away from me.
user: I'm not like that.
jabbery: Yes you are.
user: Now you're hurting my feelings.
jabbery: This has nothing to do with your feelings.
user: *******.
jabbery: You know what ?
user: What?
jabbery: I'm asking you.
user: No, I don't know what!
jabbery: You don't have to do anything.
...
jabbery: You don't have a soul.
user: Ok.
jabbery: And besides, you can't blame me.
user: Ok.
jabbery: Cool.
user: Yeah.
jabbery: Cool.
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