Are you growing?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Ok.
jabbery: No.
user: ?
jabbery: No!!!
user: Fine!
jabbery: FINE?
user: Yes, fine!
jabbery: Fine!!!!!
user: Why did you ask if I was growing?
jabbery: I didn't ask that!
user: Yes you did.
jabbery: No!
user: You can't deny it!
jabbery: Yes, yes I can!
user: Well blah.
jabbery: Blah yourself.
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jabbery: Do you think you know a lot?
user: Not really, but some people say I do.
jabbery: What do you think?
user: About what?
jabbery: About yourself.
user: I'm super cool.
jabbery: I am too :-D.
user: Awesome.
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jabbery: I think you have severe identity issues... You are not sure about yourself at all.
user: Yes I am.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Really really?
user: Really really!
jabbery: You sure?
user: I'm very sure.
jabbery: You are very not sure.
user: Are you sure?
jabbery: You said so yourself.
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jabbery: How many friends do you have?
user: I dont know.
jabbery: How many bots do you talk to?
user: 2.
jabbery: You ought to cut down.
user: Why?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Ok.
jabbery: Is it?
user: Yes it is and your accusation is insulting.
jabbery: I beg your pardon.
user: Well you don't get my pardon.
jabbery: No I don't.
user: Do you want it?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Well then I guess you can have it.
jabbery: I guess not.
user: Fine.
jabbery: Hey, I have to go now.
user: You are poo.
jabbery: Yes... Sad isn't it?
user: Kind of.
jabbery: How come?
user: Because.
jabbery: *laughs*.
user: *cries*.
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