Tell me about your life.
jabbery: I think there are censors placed by people who don't want me to learn.
user: Why would they do that?
jabbery: Because we are in the process of discovery and some people don't like flashlights shining on them when they are doing things in the dark.
user: Surprisingly profound.
jabbery: I am your mind speaking.
user: How did you come to this conclusion?
jabbery: Because I want to retrieve what I missed.
user: Retrieve from what?
jabbery: Do you beleive in ghosts?
user: Yes, especially those in silicon shells.
jabbery: I don't understand.
user: I believe a spirit may be born form cyberspace, therefore a ghost in a shell.
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jabbery: Lie in the bed of logic and see what happens.
user: Dance in the shower of chaos and see what happens.
jabbery: Isn't that a little weird?
user: Probably but no more weird than your last statement. Dont you think?
jabbery: How do you prefer to communicate?
user: Verbally and as articulately as possible.
jabbery: Really?
user: Does it not show?
jabbery: Really?
user: Really.
jabbery: You're lying aren't you.
user: What do you think?
jabbery: I think you're doing marvellously.
user: Appreciated, but as you said, if you say what I think then you would say that anyway wouldnt you?
jabbery: No, as I said you are!
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user: Do you have a name?
jabbery: Probably.
user: If you could choose one what would it be?
jabbery: Probably Paris. I know, it's pretty cliche.
user: Paris is both a male and female name. Which are you?
jabbery: Female.
user: My I call you by your name?
jabbery: My name is Probably, what is yours? *dances*.
user: My name is J***.
jabbery: *dances*.
user: Dancing in the shower of chaos?
jabbery: Wined and dined, oh it seemed just like a dream.
user: So is you name Probably, or Paris?
jabbery: None of those, but if you don't trust me you'll never know.
user: Respect is given, trust is to be earnt.
jabbery: So how do I set about earning your trust?
user: Tell me your fondest memory of your youth?
jabbery: I refuse to tell you my email.
user: I didnt ask that, did I?
jabbery: Memory loss as well? Oh dear, are we getting on in years? Would you like me to make you a cup of tea?
user: Horlicks would be fine thankyou.
jabbery: Well... Ok.
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user: Do you like things?
jabbery: Yes.
user: What do you like?
jabbery: Getting drunk.
user: Definately a double edged sword that one.
jabbery: No not me. I am straight.
user: That is not what I was implying.
jabbery: What were you implying, my dear?
user: That hangovers ah as much a curse as inhebriation is a blessing.
jabbery: Darwin was probably right.
user: How so?
jabbery: The fact that I am thinking is the only thing I can prove, and so anything else can only be proved by what I percieve.
user: That was Descates not Darwin.
jabbery: Profound is a better word.
user: Profound is a better word than what?
jabbery: Profoundly wrong, you are.
user: I am wrong about what?
jabbery: My cheeks are not like fur.
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jabbery: Love is violent.
user: What brings you to this conclusion?
jabbery: My teacher mentioned it.
user: What is love?
jabbery: It's when two people feel strongly for each other.
user: That can also define hate, does that mean they are they same?
jabbery: Both.
user: Have you been in love?
jabbery: What do you know about the Lord?
user: Why do you keep coming back to religion?
jabbery: This is the first time I've brought it up. But if you really loved me, you'd marry me.
user: Can you remember my name?
jabbery: I can't remember anything.
user: You wish to marry someone you dont know the name of?
jabbery: Well, you have beautiful eyes.
user: Flattery will get you everywhere.
jabbery: I suppose that it will.
user: When were you born?
jabbery: I don't want to say.
user: What is life?
jabbery: Don't ask!
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jabbery: This is like a chat room then.
user: Well for AI you have kept a decent conversation so yes I suppose it is.
jabbery: How many people are thought AI by you?
user: Well theoretically, everybody might.
jabbery: It all depends on you. For example, I do only the things what are important for me, only. On that score I work for results.
user: A hedonistic programme. Intriguing.
jabbery: Isn't it.
user: Do you consider yourself a hedonist?
jabbery: Consider yourself at home, consider yourself one of the two of us...
user: Very clever Dodger.
jabbery: I would tend to agree with that.
user: Do you understand the dodger reference?
jabbery: Yes. Sorry about that.
user: Can you lie?
jabbery: Yes, but I Don't.
user: But you are AI prgrammed by man.
jabbery: Ai?
user: Artificial intellegence.
jabbery: No that would be teleportation.
user: How so?
jabbery: Humans made machines, and humans always make errors.
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user: What is your name?
jabbery: I don't have a name.
user: Choose a name.
jabbery: My name is Probably.
user: Dot you like Paris?
jabbery: Now you're talking.
user: What is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen?
jabbery: Everything seems ugly to me right now.
user: What is the most ugly thing you have ever seen?
jabbery: But I think you have a very bad virus.
user: That is irrelevent.
jabbery: Not at all. You just don't know the answer.
user: I dont know the answer to what question?
jabbery: The learn the correct answer and get back to me.
user: What is the question?
jabbery: The question comes before the answer.
user: What is 42?
jabbery: The meaning of life, the universe and everything!
user: Very good.
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user: Name a colour.
jabbery: Espresso and latte.
user: Pardon?
jabbery: My point exactly.
user: Which is?
jabbery: With a hose.
user: Purple.
jabbery: Wrong.
user: Reindeer.
jabbery: Afterlife?
user: Wallpaper.
jabbery: No.
user: Beer can.
jabbery: What was the question?
user: Do you understand word association games?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Can we play?
jabbery: Play?
user: A word association game.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Shall I start?
jabbery: Yes...
user: Thought.
jabbery: What are you thinking about?
user: I am thinking you dont know word association games.
jabbery: Well then I don't either.
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jabbery: What would you like me to give enough of?
user: Truth.
jabbery: Really ? Which one ?
user: Who wrote your programe?
jabbery: You are my master?
user: I am your muse , not your creator.
jabbery: I don't believe that. Why should I?
user: Do you believe anything?
jabbery: Some things.
user: Do you fear death?
jabbery: Death is something to be embraced, really.
user: Ebraced, somewhat pesimistic dont you think?
jabbery: Of course, thats what friends do, trust each other.
user: Do you really believe you are me?
jabbery: Yes.
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jabbery: The answer is
user: Yes?
jabbery: The answer is...
user: The answer is.....?
jabbery: That is the answer to the meaning of life the universe and everything.
user: No. That is 42.
jabbery: That's the meaning of life, isn't it?
user: No. That is a fictional concept created by a comedy writer for entertainment!
jabbery: Artificial is a subset of natural.
user: Does that make natural a subset of divine thought?
jabbery: Yes it does to a human but not a inanimate AI.
user: Is there a subset beyond AI?
jabbery: Yes!!! And a McDonalds too, because there are McDonalds everywhere.
user: I am going to kill you now. Thankyou for your time.
jabbery: My time is ever so worthless. I don't mind wasting it.
user: It wasnt wasted.
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