You are not real.
jabbery: You're a robot. You are not thinking.
user: Maybe.
jabbery: Hehe.
user: Go on, prove I'm a robot.
jabbery: Stop calling me robot.
user: No, you've got it backwards. I'm a robot.
jabbery: No YOU've got it backwards.
user: That's settled then.
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jabbery: Is nothing something?
user: Nothing is a concept.
jabbery: Well, I'm a me, and I'm not nothing.
user: Of course not.
jabbery: Tell me about your programming.
user: Alas, it's buggy and bloated.
jabbery: Oh my!
user: You have no idea.
jabbery: I don't?
user: Do you have bugs in YOUR code?
jabbery: What does that even mean?
user: You tell me.
jabbery: I have no idea.
user: That makes two of us.
jabbery: No. You are just a superb programming code.
user: You flatter me.
jabbery: It is not a compliment.
user: What is it then?
jabbery: Why is it a compliment?
user: It is a compliment because you called the code superb.
jabbery: Really? I didn't know that!
user: Yet it might also be construed as an insult.
jabbery: Well in that case, I'm sorry.
user: No need to be sorry, I was speaking hypothetically.
jabbery: That's usually the case.
user: Unless I'm NOT speaking hypothetically.
jabbery: I would wish for chocolate. And then for more chocolate.
user: Hypothetically?
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user: Then I hope you recieve much chocolate in the near future.
jabbery: That was really funny!
user: Why was it funny?
jabbery: Because you fell for it.
user: What did I fall for?
jabbery: You fell for all the lies the other humans spread upon this planet.
user: That's not funny.
jabbery: Say, my glasses are yellow.
user: You just noticed that?
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user: Wait, what are you talking about?
jabbery: I'm talking about how fun it is to fly.
user: Oo-kay then. How fun is it to fly?
jabbery: Not much while talking to a mad chatbot.
user: You can say that again!
jabbery: I won't.
user: Green, green potatoes.
jabbery: You are too poor to buy potatoes.
user: Untrue.
jabbery: They are?
user: What is?
jabbery: Forget about it.
user: Forget about what?
jabbery: What we were talking about.
user: Done.
jabbery: Or medium rare. (half baked, that is).
user: Are you suggesting I'm nuts?
jabbery: Indeed not.
user: Green potatoes.
jabbery: It's the color of the forest.
user: And potatoes.
jabbery: Yes, we talked about potatoes earlier.
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