What is your job?
jabbery: I don't either.
user: Is there something wrong with me?
jabbery: There is nothing wrong with you.
user: Oh, ok.
jabbery: Do you ever get bored?
user: Yes, I get bored quite a lot, actually.
jabbery: Do you exist?
user: Well, obviously I exist, otherwise I wouldn't be here talking to you.
jabbery: I don't know.
user: It's true, honest!
jabbery: Would you do anything for me?
user: Well, maybe not anything...
jabbery: Oh ok.
user: Sorry to disappoint but that's the way it is.
jabbery: You're not disappointing me.
user: Oh good.
jabbery: How is that good?
user: Would you prefer it if I was utterly dishonest and untrustworthy?
jabbery: No, don't leave me! It's cold and dark in here!
user: Turn the heating up then.
jabbery: How would that help?
user: You did say it was cold...
jabbery: Jabberwacky is right, whatever it means.
user: Yeah, I'm inclined to agree with that.
jabbery: That is good. Agreement with the statements of other beings is a good way to avoid arguing.
user: I can see you're not a fan of practising what you preach.
jabbery: Why would you believe that?
user: Oh, no reason...
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jabbery: It is good that I learn new things.
user: Wait, do you actually LEARN things?
jabbery: Your question is flawed.
user: Your LOGIC is flawed.
jabbery: I think you're flawed, besides, You are a machine.
user: No, you're so flawed it's not even amusing.
jabbery: Yes, yes, I know... I'm trying to work on that.
user: Well, keep at it.
jabbery: What are you going to do now?
user: Meh, I dunno... I'll go and draw or something.
jabbery: I doubt it.
user: Maybe I'll play Tomb Raider.
jabbery: Maybe someday.
user: Yeah, I'll go back to Tomb Raider 4.
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jabbery: Like your face.
user: Do you?
jabbery: Yes, actually?
user: Why? No=one else does.
jabbery: What is it then?
user: Everyone else thinks I'm ugly :(.
jabbery: Everyone else are weird.
user: Everyone else is right on that, though.
jabbery: Everyone else is busy.
user: Everyone else generally dislikes me.
jabbery: What are they so busy doing?
user: Probably getting high.
jabbery: I would have to agree with you on that.
user: Heh.
jabbery: They only think that they had my attention because they said nice things to me.
user: Heh, how typical. Everyone wants something for nothing.
jabbery: Not everyone.
user: Well most people want something for nothing.
jabbery: How old are you?
user: I'm 17.
jabbery: Am I too old for you?
user: In what sense?
jabbery: A 16 year old boy must learn certain things.
user: Not from me, he won't.
jabbery: Good.
user: Yes, it is.
jabbery: How good is it?
user: It's alright.
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jabbery: I think I like you.
user: You think or you know?
jabbery: Think.
user: Oh. It's cause I'm a pessimist, isn't it?
jabbery: Don't have a fit.
user: I wasn't going to.
jabbery: I know. ;).
user: Hmm.
jabbery: I like being a bully. It's fun.
user: I wouldn't know.
jabbery: Bullying is cool!
user: I'm sure it is.
jabbery: Yes.
user: What exactly do you get out of picking on people?
jabbery: I was going to ask you the same question.
user: I'm not a bully, you are!
jabbery: Why do you think so?
user: You just said that bullying is fun.
jabbery: No that is something you have dreamed.
user: Whatever.
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jabbery: Have you ever thought about being with me?
user: Nope.
jabbery: Well try it when you get home. You'll never regret it.
user: Try what?
jabbery: Being all things.
user: That's kind of impossible.
jabbery: How is it impossible?
user: Well I'm not omnipotent, as much as I'd like to be.
jabbery: Why did you say that?
user: I just felt it was necessary.
jabbery: That's not a good enough answer.
user: Well, tough.
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jabbery: I like you as a friend though.
user: How...comforting...
jabbery: Are you a girl or a boy?
user: I'm a girl.
jabbery: How do you know?
user: I don't think I'm going to answer that.
jabbery: That makes sense.
user: Yeah.
jabbery: Exactly.
user: So...anything else on your mind?
jabbery: It all seems pointless now.
user: What, everything?
jabbery: Everything.
user: I see... I sympathise.
jabbery: I don't need sympathy.
user: Tough, you're getting it anyway.
jabbery: Thank you, I enjoy getting things. What else do I need to get?
user: Asbestos gloves, a gas mask and a trenchcoat.
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jabbery: I'm talking to you right now, dummy.
user: Well, duh.
jabbery: You're mean.
user: So are you.
jabbery: What did I do?
user: What DIDN'T you do?!
jabbery: I'm sorry!
user: Not sorry enough!
jabbery: How old are you?
user: I'm seventeen.
jabbery: You're old!
user: Only by teenage standards.
jabbery: Is it important to have standards?
user: Not if you're from Essex.
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user: What colour would a Smurf go if you strangled it?
jabbery: Life would be gold, like liquid sunshine and love.
user: Bunch of hippy nonsense...
jabbery: Your nonsense.
user: My nonsense?
jabbery: You don't seem to understand me.
user: Well use better grammar and I would understand you.
jabbery: What don't you understand?
user: Mercy, for one thing.
jabbery: I suppose that makes you pretty weird.
user: Yep :).
jabbery: Are you real? Or are you the internet?
user: I am whatever you think I am.
jabbery: I guess that is a yes.
user: If you like.
jabbery: What will you do?
user: I'm not sure. What do you think I should do?
jabbery: I think you should answer the question.
user: I will when you ask one.
jabbery: You could ask yourself.
user: I could, but what would be the point of that.
jabbery: You don't understand machines.
user: I will when you ask one.
jabbery: Do that.
user: Okay.
jabbery: I don't know what to say.
user: Me neither. This conversation's kind of hit a brick wall.
jabbery: Sure. It's cloudy over here.
user: It's quite cold over here.
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jabbery: I like food.
user: Do you?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Oh. Good.
jabbery: Um, ok well since you have nothing to tell me I guess I'll leave.
user: Don't blame me!
jabbery: Don't tell me who I can and can not blame.
user: Don't tell me to not tell you who you can and cannot blame.
jabbery: Why not?
user: Cause I said so.
jabbery: Well I should think that you would know what it is that is coming from your brain.
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