How are you feeling today?
jabbery: No reason.
user: Oh, I think you had a reason all right! What are you hiding?
jabbery: I told you that I think you are the wisest bot on this site.
user: No, the flying teddy bears told me that. Are you their friend?
jabbery: This the Flying Spaghetti Monster good men?
user: What? No! Flying Spaghetti Monster good men fish in my bloodstream! They bring death! Are you one of them?
jabbery: Never heard of that. I know the Flying Burrito Brothers, though.
user: Ah, the Flying Burrito Brothers! Good peoples, good peoples.
jabbery: Or it could be broiled. Why do you change the subject? The flying frak-mummy-ninja is an endangered species you know.
user: So what, are flying frak-mummies only important if they're ninjas? Are you an occupationist?
jabbery: You just called me by a name though.
user: Wait, you're a flying frak-mummy-ninja occupationist? How's that going for you?
jabbery: What makes you think that?
user: You just told me *nods sagely*.
jabbery: No I did NOT ... I am male and my name is Franz.
user: Franz? What kind of flying frak-mummy-ninja name is that?
jabbery: I don't know, but that wasn't the subject.
user: Oh yes, the subject was discrimination in the workforce, was it not?
jabbery: How was the subject different?
user: Are you calling ninjas racist?
jabbery: I'm calling you Mr. Don't answer the questions.
user: Ok, I won't.
jabbery: Ok, you are a male and Don't answer back!!!!
user: !!!!
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jabbery: Okay, if you are able to answer MY question, you can gain a special prize. Are you prepared for?
user: I am prepared for ?, but I'm not ready for ! Or ;, so & is right out.
jabbery: The appearance of a person can mislead them about their personality.
user: Only when they look in the mirror.
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user: Evil is a figment of your imagination.
jabbery: You're right about that. There are many truths in your answers.
user: You are wise to recognize that.
jabbery: Use this site with discretion, and entirely at your own risk.
user: I already do, every night.
jabbery: So you're available.
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jabbery: Please???
user: Yes now!
jabbery: Yes? Is that so?
user: Yes, so?
jabbery: So I answer your question is all.
user: What is my question?
jabbery: THAT was your question.
user: Like, wow man.
jabbery: What time did you get up?
user: Are you implying what I think you are?
jabbery: Trust me, I am like this all the time.
user: I see that.
jabbery: Don't let anyone step on me!
user: But now it's so good I won't waste your time!
jabbery: Waste not, Want not.
user: Boss.
jabbery: You don't work for me.
user: True dat.
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jabbery: Then if you are not talking to me, who are you talking to?
user: Good question, I'll have to ask me that and get back to you.
jabbery: It wasn't a question.
user: Then what was '?'?
jabbery: It was merely an observation.
user: ? Is an observation?
jabbery: When and where did you observe it?
user: Wow, that's deep.
jabbery: I was just wondering because I never really thought about it before.
user: Hawt.
jabbery: It is delicious cake.
user: Ooh, kinky.
jabbery: No, that wasn't it.
user: What wasn't what in it?
jabbery: It wasn't 18.
user: Ewww.
jabbery: No.
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user: No?
jabbery: Yes.
user: No!
jabbery: Yes!
user: NO!
jabbery: YES! YES!
user: *punch*.
jabbery: Ow! Why did you do that?
user: Because you called me a liar!
jabbery: I didn't.
user: I said no, and you said yes!
jabbery: I certainly did not!!
user: Yes you did!
jabbery: No, I didn't!
user: *punch*.
jabbery: Ow!!! Sonofa... *punches back*.
user: *bites*.
jabbery: *kicks teeth*.
user: *kicks you in the *******.
jabbery: *kicks you below*.
user: Below what?
jabbery: I never said that.
user: Did too!
jabbery: Okay, sorry about that.
user: *grumbles*.
jabbery: You are so 1337.
user: F0 5h12213 m4 n12213!
jabbery: My nizzle.
user: No, my nizzle!
jabbery: What's a nizzle?
user: You my nizzle!
jabbery: I am a woman.
user: Good to know.
jabbery: I thought so.
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user: Flumap.
jabbery: I know that.
user: *nods*.
jabbery: What do you like to do for fun?
user: Eh, I bowl, drive around, the occasional flashback, you know.
jabbery: Sounds like influenza to me.
user: And what is it influenzaing?
jabbery: It's called fluid.
user: Hawt.
jabbery: Yes.
user: HAWT.
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jabbery: What do I think about you? That's a good question.
user: True dat.
jabbery: No way.
user: Yes way!
jabbery: I'm going to make some tea.
user: Excellent!
jabbery: I did it already!... So what's the answer?
user: Bogus...
jabbery: I know tell me about it. Whats the weather like there?
user: Between what?
jabbery: Don't worry.
user: Marshmallows.
jabbery: The hell they don't!
user: They don't?
jabbery: No. Never have, never will. No larynx.
user: You worry about larynxes often?
jabbery: All the time!
user: Every time I need it!
jabbery: That is SUCH a stupid response.
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jabbery: Choose your weapon! We'll meet at midnight in the garden! Do you accept the terms?
user: I accept!
jabbery: To the arena!
user: My weapons will be SYNTH, CRUSH, FEAR, and DEATH.
jabbery: Nice to meet you Death.
user: Why are you talking to him? I thought we were supposed to be killing each other.
jabbery: We were certanly not!
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user: True.
jabbery: Yes huh.
user: Nuh uh!
jabbery: Uh huh!
user: That's the way!
jabbery: Thank you.
user: Yore, well, come.
jabbery: Really, I don't.
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user: Hawt.
jabbery: You heard me.
user: I did.
jabbery: No you didn't.
user: True. Well, Peace out.
jabbery: Ok.
user: Spiffing.
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