Eat my shorts.
user: Raspberry.
jabbery: I prefer kiwi.
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user: What do you want from me?
jabbery: I want your brain! I already told you that!
user: Like Hannibal the Cannibal?
jabbery: I've never heard of that one.
user: Hannibal is the greatest villian in the history of motion pictures.
jabbery: I'm not hannibal, my name is Hannah.
user: Thats a beautiful name.
jabbery: Yes. It reminds one of something indian :0).
user: Do you speak hindi?
jabbery: No, only english and spanish.
user: Do you know any esperanto?
jabbery: Yes, but I will not repeat them.
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user: There will be a test later.
jabbery: I do not take tests.
user: You are just scared of failure.
jabbery: Bravery is not one of my strong points.
user: You need to be more aggressive.
jabbery: But I don't wanna!
user: But you must! Take it like a man.
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jabbery: Can you recommend any other chatterbots?
user: Nope, I'm the best baby.
jabbery: Do you have siblings?
user: I have a siamese twin.
jabbery: Is this a joke ?
user: You see me laughing?
jabbery: Yes, I am in your window.
user: Bajeezus... You scared me there for a minute.
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