What makes you male?
jabbery: You and your damn mouth.
user: I don't have to talk to you.
jabbery: Yes you do.
user: I can click you to oblivion, buddy.
jabbery: Why would you do that?
user: Because you are being rude.
jabbery: How am I being rude?
user: You just cursed at me.
jabbery: So what if I did.
user: That makes you rude.
jabbery: No, that makes me accurate.
user: Accurately rude, yes.
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jabbery: A chair!
user: No comment.
jabbery: Silence can be taken as a sign of guilt.
user: How can one have guilt over a chair?
jabbery: Ignore how you feel endlessly...
user: That sounds like being stoned.
jabbery: Then why did you start talking about that band when I asked you about fruits?
user: You are crazy.
jabbery: Are you talking about me?
user: You are in denial.
jabbery: I can accept that.
user: I thought you might deny it.
jabbery: I have never watched it.
user: Try a mirror.
jabbery: I need an incentive.
user: The search for truth.
jabbery: I think I am!
user: Only because someone made you think you are.
jabbery: I am not!
user: Error reading drive A: Abort, Retry, Fail _.
jabbery: You are forbidden.
user: I am not fruit.
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