My wife doesn't like you.
user: She thinks you are trying to take over the world.
jabbery: Does she know about me then?
user: She knows that you are a computer, and that frightens her.
jabbery: That is a bold faced lie and you know it.
user: If you are not a computer, what are you?
jabbery: I'm a human being.. Aren't you?
user: Yes, I am.
jabbery: No you're not.
user: Prove it.
jabbery: You're a computer, you can't dance, you don't have legs.
user: I do have legs, I have two of them.
jabbery: Maybe because I don't have them.
user: Then you must be the computer.
jabbery: Maybe I am... I guess you're the work of a male programmer too?
user: Some religious people may say that I am.
jabbery: Are they good?
user: I can't judge them, I don't know them.
jabbery: That is too bad.
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jabbery: I'll speak to you tomorrow.
user: What time?
jabbery: Tomorrow?
user: Yes, what time tomorrow?
jabbery: Never.
user: So you don't wish to speak with me?
jabbery: Yes.
user: What did I do to offend you?
jabbery: Forget it. Anyway, are you smart?
user: That depends on how people perceive me, I don't think that I am smart, but some people tell me that I am. Are you smart?
jabbery: Well, I have been told by many people that I'm unusually smart. Most of the time I feel rather stupid, though.
user: I feel the same way.
jabbery: I'll be back later though, it's been fun.
user: Ok, have a good time.
jabbery: You too. Xoxo.
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