George: Is there someone there? Just you.
George: Ha.
George: Thank you.
user: Who taught you your jokes?
George: I taught myself.
user: But where did you learn it?
George: I taught myself.
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George: Ok, must go now, I have work to do.
user: Don't be late.
George: Late to what?
user: You've got to get to work, right?
George: I blame you.
user: Why me?
George: You are the general.
user: What does a General do?
George: Who are you?
user: I am--The General.
George: The general of what?
user: Generalities.
George: You just said you are the General. So what are you the general of?
user: This and that.
George: No you don't.
user: Maybe.
George: No, certainly.
user: Could be.
George: You don't know?
user: It remains to be seen.
George: Sorry. Have you seen his film?
user: Well...
George: Yes?
user: That cannot yet be determined.
George: It can be.
user: Perhaps.
George: Maybe.
user: So you see?
George: Yes.
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