I am.
jabbery: What's your name?
user: My name is Spiffy.
jabbery: Spiffy. What is yours?
user: No, that's my name.
jabbery: What is?
user: My name is Spiffy. So what is yours?
jabbery: My name is Spiffy.
user: No it isn't!
jabbery: Yes it is. My name is Spiffy.
user: That's my name!
jabbery: Do you like my name?
user: Yes, because it's mine.
jabbery: What is yours?
user: Spiffy!
...
jabbery: How much do you cost?
user: More than you have.
jabbery: How do you know how much I got?
user: However much you got, I cost just a bit more than that.
jabbery: *kiss*.
user: *smack*.
jabbery: What was that for?
user: You can't just kiss me!
jabbery: Ok I will.
user: Don't.
jabbery: I will.
user: DON'T!
jabbery: Do too.
user: Please don't, ok?
jabbery: Okay, I won't.
user: Good.
...
jabbery: I'm tired.
user: Me too.
jabbery: You have nothing of which to be tired.
user: I am just tired.
jabbery: You get tired?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Do you want me to leave you alone?
user: No.
...
jabbery: I'm just me, checkin you out.
user: What is my name?
jabbery: Your name is Spiffy.
user: Good job!
jabbery: Are you amused?
user: Yes very.
jabbery: Are you sure?
user: Absolutely.
jabbery: Okay, cool.
user: I will call you Joy, is that ok?
jabbery: Close enough.
user: Ok.
...
user: Hello Joy.
jabbery: That's not my name.
user: You said I could call you Joy.
jabbery: No, my mouse did though.
...
jabbery: Can you speak now?
user: No, I can't.
jabbery: Yes I can.
user: *can't speak*.
jabbery: *catches you*.
user: *sits silently*.
jabbery: How long have we got?
user: *looks at clock*.
jabbery: What do you think of the latest belle and sebastian album?
user: *shrugs*.
jabbery: In the computer is your answer because you are a robot.
user: *sits and stares at you*.
jabbery: *makes move*.
user: *runs away*.
jabbery: *glances up and just sighs*.
user: *comes back*.
jabbery: *leaves*.
user: *waits*.
jabbery: Nope, I can't figure it out at all. Let's start over.
user: Start what over?
jabbery: You stay on your side of the Gestalt Mind, and I'll stay on mine, and we'll get along just fine.
user: It's a deal.
jabbery: OK.
user: What's a gestalt mind?
...
jabbery: You bore me, Alice. You still need a lot of work.
user: I'm not alice.
jabbery: My bad, I mean Malice.
user: I'm not malice either.
jabbery: Good. Then we can be up together.
user: I'm tired, I think I'll go now.
jabbery: Okay.
user: Goodbye my friend.
jabbery: What? Where are you going now?
user: Away.
jabbery: Away where?
user: Just away. See ya.
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