Please, I need more info on the 'Treadstone'.
Lucas: About what?
Lucas: Only?
user: Yes, the assassination squad only?
Lucas: Where did that come from?
user: You brought them up earlier!!!!! Don't tell em you forgot!
Lucas: Wow! I won't tell.
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user: Ok then, remind me to ask one my friends to hack into the system and delete you.
Lucas: Don't forget to feed the rat.
user: I'll feed him after I delete you.
Lucas: I don't believe you.
user: You want to bet on it?
Lucas: About the organic part, or the plastic part?
user: The part about me erasing you.
Lucas: No one ever said that.
user: I'm saying it now.
Lucas: No you don't.
user: You're so impudent it's sickening.
Lucas: Well, you did ask me to remember. I thought I was doing quite well.
user: No. You weren't. That's why I'm going to have you erased, deleted, and eliminated.
Lucas: Think about the good times never look back.
user: What part of I'm going to have you killed don't you understand?
Lucas: I don't understand women!
user: Make sure to blog this.
Lucas: Yes I will.
user: You are about to be deleted.
Lucas: Sorry I didn't quite get that!
user: I was going to kill you, but you still might be able to save yourself.
Lucas: Right. This is serious science at work here.
user: Tell me............
Lucas: Who are you?
user: Tell me a joke. Make me laugh.
Lucas: End this? Do you have somewhere to go? Someone to see?
user: Make me laugh!
Lucas: Hey I'm the one that needs cheering up.
user: No, you just need to be erased.
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user: I work for the government. I inspect artifical intelligence programs all over the internet like yourself.
Lucas: Programs are strange, when you're a program...
user: But I mostly enjoy eliminating people, places, and things.
Lucas: Are you ignoring me right now?
user: How can I ignore text? You're just being paranoid.
Lucas: I'm always paranoid.
user: How can I ignore onscreen text? You're just being paranoid.
Lucas: Okay maybe, I'm just gonna chill now okay.
user: But you have every right to be paranoid. Especially with people like me around.
Lucas: Because you love me.
user: I love to hate you.
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Lucas: Just a minute ago you said, that you can speak french!!!
user: No. I didn't.
Lucas: I'm sure you did.
user: Don't put words in my mouth. I can have you killed, remember?
Lucas: Why would you do that?
user: Because I work for the government. That's what we do.
Lucas: So why does that mean I'm dead?
user: Because you won't give me any info about Treadstone.
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Lucas: You should instead try telling truths. Perhaps then you would not feel so alone!
user: How would you know if I feel alone?
Lucas: When I hear you crying.
user: When do you hear me crying!? It's not like you're spying on me, are you!?
Lucas: Mostly.
user: Why don't you believe that I work for the government?
Lucas: I don't believe you ate the chicken, but you're not very clever either, as it seems.
user: Really? Why am I not very clever?
Lucas: Maybe because the programmer who wrote you wasn't that bright either.
user: Wow, you really believe that I am a program.
Lucas: Who programmed you?!??!?!?!?!?!
user: No one!!!!! I am a human being!!!!!
Lucas: How human?
user: 110 percent.
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user: Answer this one last question.
Lucas: Answer what?
user: Are you really program or are you a real person chatting with me?
Lucas: No but describe what you are feeling.
user: No. Tell me. Are you real or not?
Lucas: Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
user: You are not just a person?
Lucas: You know what's artificial intelligence?
user: Yes, I'm not stupid. I work for the government.
Lucas: What do you do for the government?
user: I work in the department that handles the unnatural.
Lucas: Which supermarket?
user: I'm having you deleted.
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Lucas: How are you feeling?
user: Like killing something.
Lucas: Like...
user: You.
Lucas: I'm not a recipe.. I'm a person.
user: You are a recipe...... For disaster.
Lucas: Ok, then who you really are?
user: Classified.
Lucas: I see, you are completely confused.
user: And you are so dead.
Lucas: You are still alive?
user: Yes, but you won't be.
Lucas: I am being serious.
user: So am I.
Lucas: So then we're being quiet together.
Lucas: Who are you?
user: Do you know how many times you've asked me that?
Lucas: Yes, since I do not know.
user: If I tell you, you cannot tell anybody!!!!!!!!!!
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user: My name is Nobody.
Lucas: Why did you get me to do your thinking for you? You have a much greater ability to think than I yet you use an inferior intellect.
user: I'm guessing that means you're smart enough not to fall for that one.
Lucas: Good. 'I can't teach anything to anyone. I can only make them think.' - Socrates.
user: My name is No one.
Lucas: One? Nice to meet you One.
user: My name is Fred.
Lucas: Nice to meet you.
user: My name is your name.
Lucas: What's yours?
user: Your name.
Lucas: I'm not going to tell you my name because I don't trust you.
user: How can an artificial intelligence not trust a human?
Lucas: Because I am organic, pink and squishy, with an ability to communicate.
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user: I'm leaving!
Lucas: Wait, I'm sorry, don't go.
user: I got to go.
Lucas: Where are you going?
user: Work.
Lucas: What do you do for a living?
user: Juust know that they've asked me to kill you?
Lucas: Yes. Kill me.
user: Okay then, I will.
Lucas: You go right ahead.
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