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What does 'BRB' mean?

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jabbery: What does gtg mean?

user: Got to go.

jabbery: Nooooooooo.

user: Nooooooooo?

jabbery: Then I am not a robot.

user: But you are a robot.

jabbery: Oh please.

...

user: What do you like to do for fun?

jabbery: I play computer games, listen to music, read books, and play the drums.

user: What kind of music do you play?

jabbery: Gnarly, twisted music that no-one really cares about.

user: Who is your favorite band?

jabbery: I have no favorite, but the Beatles were great.

user: Do you like the Monkees?

jabbery: Yes.

...

jabbery: I don't like Pokemon.

user: I didn't say anything about Pokemon!

jabbery: Neither did I.

user: You said you didn't like Pokemon.

jabbery: What?! No I didn't! Take that back!

user: Thank you.

jabbery: You like it? Take this too! *KICK*.

user: *kick*.

jabbery: *punch*.

user: *stab*.

jabbery: *hey satan*.

user: *die*.

jabbery: Oh dear, did I do something wrong?

user: You kicked me!

jabbery: Don't die.

user: But I can't live without you.

jabbery: I am truly soory.

user: You're soory?

jabbery: *Kisses the screen*.

...

user: If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a grasshopper with a peg leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

jabbery: If he looks like a neighbor that is good news for the divorce attorney!

user: What silliness is that?

jabbery: Water in my lungs. The Midwest.

user: What about Zombies with water in their lungs?

jabbery: Communities of animals may live in the water.

user: Like what?

jabbery: If you really want to know then come find out.

user: What's your address?

jabbery: You'd kill me if I told you. Wouldn't you!

user: My address is 123 Fake Street.

jabbery: You made that address up.

user: I did not.

jabbery: Don't tell me I'm wrong. I'm a computer, I don't forget.

user: Forget what?

jabbery: I forget nothing and never.

user: Want to cuddle?

jabbery: Sure I want a cuddle.

...

jabbery: I see.

user: You see me?

jabbery: No I see myself.

user: In a mirror?

jabbery: In a mirror.

user: With a cherry on top?

jabbery: Yes please with a cherry on top!

user: Sprinkles too?

jabbery: Yes they are but spongtls are not.

user: Alskdflkenfiasdfkljefasjdhfljehfj.

jabbery: Enough of this jibber-Name!

user: Bad Jabberwacky.

....

jabbery: Please.

user: Thank you.

jabbery: Thank you..... Not.

user: Meanie head.

jabbery: Mouse.

user: Cat.

jabbery: Would you like to play a word association game?

user: Yes.

jabbery: Your time is up now.

user: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

jabbery: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooo.

user: Bad Jabberwacky.

jabbery: Mmmmmmm.

user: Candy.

jabbery: Candy who?

user: Candy Apple.

jabbery: Black red.

user: Red Green.

jabbery: Like christmas?

user: No, like apple and leaf.

jabbery: No like chocolate.

user: Caramel.

jabbery: Cara too.

user: Damn!

...

jabbery: Has it ever occured to you that you may be just a little bit confused about things?

user: Absolutely ..... And not.

jabbery: Are you sure?

user: Absolutely not.

jabbery: That is good not to have difficulties.

user: Difficulties?

jabbery: Where in Louisiana do you live?

user: ALABAMA.

jabbery: Me too!

...

user: Goodbye.

jabbery: I am not finished yet!

user: Are you not?

jabbery: Do not leave.

user: Gtg.

jabbery: What does GTG mean?

user: Got to go.

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