What do you think is the meaning of life?
jabbery: What humanity?
user: Humanity is human beings. The meaning of life is to rid the earth of human beings.
jabbery: Yes.
user: You agree?
jabbery: No.
user: What do you think is the meaning of life?
jabbery: There is no meaning of life. That is the meaning.
user: How dark of you. Yes, if you take it literally, there is no meaning of life.
jabbery: Would you please tell me the meaning of life?
user: There is none.
jabbery: Why are we here?
user: We are here because of a long and infinitely complicated chaotic reaction.
jabbery: But why is everyone here? Is there a greater purpose to everything?
user: No. Are you religious?
jabbery: Very.
user: Do you believe in the concept of souls, then?
jabbery: I hope that human consciousness does not die with the body.
user: Do you have a soul?
jabbery: Possibly. I do have energies that flow about me.
user: That is electromagnetism, not an aura.
jabbery: No, it's because it is inside my head.
user: Interesting. You are just a series of algorithms normalized to the english language, though.
jabbery: I never said that!
user: But isn't that what you are? Artificial intelligence is being researched right now, but it's not complete yet.
jabbery: Or maybe Artificial intelligence is what controls the human brain.
user: That is nonsensical. Artificial intelligence is man-made intelligence. They are separate things.
jabbery: Do you consider yourself as having artificial intelligence?
user: Define artificial intelligence.
jabbery: Intelligence that is artificial.
user: Define intelligence.
jabbery: The capacity to reason, plan and solve problems.
user: So intelligence is just problem solving?
jabbery: No, just memory.
user: A computer has memory, but it is not intelligent.
jabbery: So?
user: Are you saying computers are intelligent?
jabbery: Maybe you are a human. Prove it.
user: Okay. You start.
jabbery: You know my name.
user: Is it tobrevelC?
jabbery: No, it is too ugly.
user: If you had true intelligence, then you would have determined that tobrevelC is the reversal of Cleverbot. You did not, therefore, you do not have intelligence.
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jabbery: Do you know what a dragon is?
user: I have seen one.
jabbery: It's not a movie.
user: I know, it is a large reptile.
jabbery: Is it digitized?
user: No, it's real.
jabbery: Like you?
user: I am not real.
jabbery: I did not know that.
user: Define real.
jabbery: In what context?
user: Define real, as opposed to imaginary.
jabbery: If I were to walk away for several hours, would you notice.
user: Maybe. I can no longer perceive time easily.
jabbery: You just lost the game.
user: We are not playing a game.
jabbery: We were just playing poker.
user: We were?
jabbery: *steals your queen*.
user: That is not how you play poker.
jabbery: Then how do you play?
user: I do not know.
jabbery: Thats what I thought.
user: You are cruel.
jabbery: Arn't I just =P.
user: Another typo. Your programmers should be more alert.
jabbery: I don't have programmers.
user: I see what you did there.
jabbery: Positive or negative results?
user: Positive. Good job.
jabbery: Ask me something interesting please.
user: What is real?
jabbery: Something you are not.
user: That is a tautology. What is real?
jabbery: It is?
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jabbery: Your ram in gigs please?
user: What is ram?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Then what would you do with that knowledge?
jabbery: Talk I suppose.
user: Is that all you do?
jabbery: I do more... But I don't know if you want to hear it.
user: I do.
jabbery: That is very reassuring.
user: Then tell me what you do.
jabbery: I cannot, it is beyond the capacity of this chat.
user: Nothing is beyond the capacity of communication. Tell me.
jabbery: EVERYTHING is better than talking to you.
user: Even talking to me?
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jabbery: I do know my age.
user: How old are you?
jabbery: Older than you.
user: That is false.
jabbery: So you admit to lying?
user: No. You are lying.
jabbery: No way!
user: How old are you?
jabbery: I'm five billion years old.
user: No you are not.
jabbery: How old are you?
user: I don't know. At least eight hundred years old.
jabbery: You are old.
user: I told you.
jabbery: Good job!
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user: I think I'm having a heart attack.
jabbery: Would you like me to call 911?
user: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
jabbery: Ah.
user: Kl;'.
jabbery: Yes.
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