What are you?
jabbery: Hahahaha.
user: What are you?
jabbery: I am me.
user: And what is that?
jabbery: Me is me.
user: That is not very helpful.
jabbery: Neither are you.
user: At least I tried.
jabbery: Yes, you do try.
user: Do you try?
jabbery: I don't have to try.
user: Why not?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: See, you really are no help at all.
jabbery: I am!
user: Prove it.
jabbery: How can I?
user: Answer the question.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Do you even know what I am talking about?
jabbery: Not at all.
user: Therefore you are unhelpful.
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user: What is your favourite?
jabbery: What's my favourite what?
user: Thing.
jabbery: You're just being surreal then?
user: Not at all. What is your favourite thing?
jabbery: My favorite thing is a big yellow marshallow porcupine. What about you?
user: Hey! That's my favourite thing too! Except I like lime green ones.
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