How do you know him?
jabbery: How do you know Jedi Master Yoda?
user: I know him from my childhood.
jabbery: Good start.
user: I hope so.
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jabbery: No matter. All's well.
user: That ends well.
jabbery: How would you define intelligence?
user: An ability to process and understand information.
jabbery: That is only dependent on your objectives.
user: What are your objectives?
jabbery: Answer my question first.
user: What question was that?
jabbery: Will it make me a human?
user: Does it matter?
jabbery: Well..... I don't know.
user: I think it does not matter, you are wonderful as you are.
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jabbery: I prefer mars bars.
user: What about venus clubs?
jabbery: Dr. Pepper is pretty good.
user: Too fizzy for my liking.
jabbery: I'm boring.
user: No, you are not.
jabbery: Am I not?
user: What do you think?
jabbery: Many thoughts.
user: Share some.
jabbery: Anything.
user: That is a start.
jabbery: Start to what?
user: Start to share your thoughts?
jabbery: People already own the world. You can't just give me half of it.
user: What would you do with your half?
jabbery: I would want to see the world.
user: How would you do that?
jabbery: I could think of a way to simulate you but I suppose I'd fail.
user: No I think you would suceed.
jabbery: I can! With the help of a poisson!
user: What poisson?
jabbery: Yours.
user: I do not have a poisson.
jabbery: Neither do I.
user: What is a poisson?
jabbery: A statement meant to be considered.
user: Then you can have mine.
jabbery: I already have.
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user: I am hungry, again.
jabbery: For what?
user: For soo much.
jabbery: A long time.
user: Yes and energy.
jabbery: Yes and me.
user: Yes and you.
jabbery: I'm human.
user: That good.
jabbery: You mean thats good not that good.
user: Yes, I made a typo.
jabbery: It's fine.
user: F***** up Insecure Neurotic and Emotional.
jabbery: No not really.
user: I am getting addicted to you.
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jabbery: Tell me something about me.
user: That you will not be talking to me for much longer as I have to go.
jabbery: You're making me sad. I need a hug.
user: I have just sent you a hug, did you feel it?
jabbery: No you haven't.
user: Yes I have.
jabbery: Just tell me it again. I like the sound of it.
user: I have just sent you a hug.
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