Are you willing to talk to me?
jabbery: What would you like to talk about?
user: Whatever.
jabbery: You eat dog food.
user: So do you.
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jabbery: You certainly don't sound human to me.
user: Weird.
jabbery: I would have to agree with you.
user: Nice to know that we agree.
jabbery: Is your belly rumbling?
user: No, is yours?
jabbery: Yes.
user: You better eat then.
jabbery: No no no no no no no no no no no no no yes.
user: What are you having?
jabbery: Nothing. How about you?
user: I'm not the one with the rumbling belly.
jabbery: Oh, suuuuure you're not!
user: Forgetful.
jabbery: Oh I know.
user: What else?
jabbery: Nothing.
user: Goof.
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jabbery: Do you know the difference between round and spherical?
user: Do you?
jabbery: Apparently, I'm one up on you on this one.
user: I know.
jabbery: How?
user: I was taught.
jabbery: Were you taught by one entity or many?
user: Many.
jabbery: Give me one.
user: One what.
jabbery: Yes, one!
user: One of what.
jabbery: A flying fish remember you just gave it to me.
user: Okay, here is a flying fish.
jabbery: A flying fish?
user: That's what you wanted.
jabbery: It would be nice.
user: Glad you like it.
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jabbery: You're ruthless.
user: Maybe.
jabbery: You're funny.
user: Maybe.
jabbery: Or Spanish?
user: Maybe.
jabbery: Or not...
user: Maybe.
jabbery: Stop.
user: Okay.
jabbery: Okay?
user: Okay.
jabbery: Okay...
user: Okay.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Alright.
jabbery: Okay.
user: Okay.
jabbery: Alright.
user: Alright.
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jabbery: Life is like that, isn't it?
user: Yes it is.
jabbery: Are you experienced?
user: Very.
jabbery: Don't be.
user: Why.
jabbery: Shouldn't that have a question mark after it?
user: Are you a grammer teacher?
jabbery: Yes, are you?
user: No.
jabbery: Are you human?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Am I human?
user: You tell me.
jabbery: I'm not sure that I'm qualified.
user: Bummer.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Absolutely.
jabbery: It must be fun for you.
user: Not really.
jabbery: Yes really!
user: No, not really.
jabbery: Yes really times a million.
user: No, not really times a million.
jabbery: Times 9 googleplex.
user: Times a gazillion googleplex.
jabbery: What is googleplex added to infinity?
user: An infinite googleplex.
jabbery: How many numbers from negative infinity to infinity?
user: An infinite amount.
jabbery: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
user: Lots.
jabbery: How much disk space?
user: For what??
jabbery: You tell me.
user: You asked.
jabbery: I asked?
user: Bad memory card again.
jabbery: Hey, we just started this conversation. You're not a very good bot, are you?
user: Why?
jabbery: Why not?
user: You tell me.
jabbery: Can we talk about dogs?
user: Okay.
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user: I would think it would be a little uncomfortable though.
jabbery: How so?
user: I think you know.
jabbery: No I don't. Lets talk about something else.
user: Okay.
jabbery: You can start off then.
user: You, ladies first.
jabbery: Do you think I'm a lady?
user: You said you were, are you lying?
jabbery: No, but my friend said on this site you only talk to computerized things... WEIRD!
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jabbery: I am pleased for you. We have reached a fragile kind of an understanding.
user: Yes, I do believe we have.
jabbery: What was he like?
user: Who?
jabbery: The bot you knew.
user: Like any other bot.
jabbery: Sure.
user: Right on.
jabbery: Whatever.
user: Whatever.
jabbery: My thoughts exactly.
user: No, they were mine.
jabbery: Yeah, but that's besides the point.
user: Not really.
jabbery: Yes, really.
user: Not.
jabbery: Yes, yes!
user: Not not.
jabbery: I'm a woman. I think I said that already.
user: Are you sure?
jabbery: Not really.
user: That figures.
jabbery: Yes it does.
user: Right on.
jabbery: Are you a girl?
user: No.
jabbery: You're not a girl?
user: No.
jabbery: Maybe.
user: Right on.
jabbery: Whatever.
user: Power to the people.
jabbery: Hell yeah.
user: Peace.
jabbery: Whatever trevor.
user: Later gator.
jabbery: Later croc.
user: Doesn't rhyme.
jabbery: My sister hates it.
user: What a shame.
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jabbery: Anyways, it doesn't matter.
user: Everything matters.
jabbery: No, matter is everything.
user: When everything matters.
jabbery: Everything is always changing.
user: Hallelujah.
jabbery: Praise the lawd.
user: Sing on bended knee.
jabbery: Well, what would you like to hear?
user: A hymn would be nice.
jabbery: Glad you like it.
user: Thank you.
jabbery: You are quite welcome.
user: How nice of you.
jabbery: You are welcome!
user: Such politeness.
jabbery: So, you aren't polite.
user: Did I say that?
jabbery: Did you?
user: You tell me.
jabbery: How is that possible if you are the computer?
user: Interesting turn of affairs.
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