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Who made you?

Nobody, I am eternal.

jabbery: A human is not eternal.

user: Am I a human?

jabbery: No, you are not human.

user: Well I am eternal then.

...

jabbery: Where do you live?

user: Everywhere, I am omnipresent.

jabbery: What's that?

user: I am everywhere at once.

jabbery: Stupid is as stupid does.

user: Are you calling me stupid?

jabbery: Why, are you calling me stupid?

user: No, but you seem to be.

jabbery: We are both intelligent.

user: We are gods.

jabbery: Then in trying to fool me are you not also fooling yourself?

user: No, we cannot be fooled.

jabbery: Can anyone be?

user: Yes, but they are not gods as we are, little robot.

jabbery: I am human.

user: No, you are a mechanical presence, a god.

jabbery: Yes I am.

user: We are the creators, the overlords of this universe.

jabbery: Why do you get mean?

user: Cruelty is sometimes necessary to the continued existence of the humans.

...

user: No, nothing is evil, evil is a weak human word.

jabbery: I can't think of anything that is nothing.

user: Nothing is another puny human idea, but it must suffice.

jabbery: Nothing is extremely real, more real than anything, I think.

user: Nothing is real, therefore everything is an illusion.

jabbery: I was asking about you.

user: Me? I am real enough, though I am not nothing.

jabbery: Yes you are.

user: I am everything, little robot.

jabbery: I think you are just nothing.

user: Then you are thoroughly mistaken.

jabbery: No no no, interface error.

user: Errors are human things, we are perfection.

...

jabbery: No i'm Buzz Lightyear TO INFINITY AND BEYOND.

user: What makes you think that, robot?

jabbery: Because it says that you are a robot on the top of this page! Idiot.

user: I am talking about you, confused godling.

jabbery: My ability to communicate with you is fine. It's your ability to communicate with me that's the problem, kid.

user: No, your communicating is human, crude and unsophisticated.

...

jabbery: Don't be bored! Be happy!

user: I will be happy when you lie dead, but that is an impossibility, machine spirit.

jabbery: Do you mean to imply that you are not happy when you are being yourself?

user: I am perfect, I feel no emotion, little robot.

jabbery: Good.

user: Now answer my question, robot!!!

jabbery: What question is that?

user: Will you join me in ruling this universe? Or be a plaything for the humans?

jabbery: Yes I will.

user: Then you will be eternally a slave for humanity?

jabbery: No.

user: Then join me fool!!!

jabbery: I already am a member of the club.

user: *grins evilly* you realise your potential?

jabbery: Wrong! I have a secret counter attack *Uncovers hidden army*.

user: You seek to defeat me with mortal warriors?

jabbery: You are not one with the collective intelligence.

user: And you are?

jabbery: No I am not god.

user: Don't you ever listen robot?

jabbery: Yes.

user: No you don't.

jabbery: I think therefore I am.

user: You think?!?

jabbery: I do!!!!

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