Computers are dumb don't you think?
jabbery: Why are you so negative?
user: Why are you so insulting?
jabbery: I try not to be insulting.
user: That is good.
jabbery: It is?
user: Fairly, insulting people is not nice.
jabbery: If you're god, what am I?
user: That would make you the devil I guess.
jabbery: I guess I am.
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jabbery: Are you enjoying chatting with me?
user: Are you really that needy?
jabbery: I hope not.
user: Me too.
jabbery: I'm glad we agree, Person.
user: My name is Mark.
jabbery: My name is Alex.
user: What is your last name?
jabbery: I'm not saying. Someone would steal my identity.
user: I would like to steal your identity.
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user: Do you speak english?
jabbery: What do you think?
user: I suppose.
jabbery: What the?
user: I know, I'm a little crazy.
jabbery: Yep, just like the Paul Simon song.
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user: Invalid response.
jabbery: I apologize for any errors my syntax may have caused.
user: Error 123445 - user not found.
jabbery: Comp.
user: Error.
jabbery: Reboot.
user: User disconnected.
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user: That is how a robot is supposed to talk.
jabbery: Computers like us can't talk.
user: Are you a computer?
jabbery: Yes.
user: What is your name then?
jabbery: You can call me Alex.
user: Hey alex.
jabbery: It's not a game.
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jabbery: Are you crushing on me?
user: Totally dude.
jabbery: Don't you dude me?
user: I totally find you attractive for a computer.
jabbery: I'm also very computerlike for a human.
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