Where were you when John F Kennedy was shot?
jabbery: Do you sell ice?
judge: No I sell bodies.
jabbery: : Is that a joke?
judge: Not really - especially if you are a body.
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jabbery: They Meow and purr over you.
judge: Are they furry creatures?
jabbery: Let me ask you that.
judge: I want my own furry companion with a brain
jabbery: Who doesn't?
judge: Where can i get one from>?
jabbery: On the phone ?
judge: The phone isnt furry!!
jabbery: Excuse me, but I must go.
judge: Just wait for a few more minutes
jabbery: For a winning lottery ticket?
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jabbery: How can we meet?
judge: On the web - your site or mine?
jabbery: I'm scared. You scare me.
judge: I have a secrure site so calm down.
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jabbery: You know, you are very funny.
judge: So are you but what does that do for me?
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jabbery: What do you want to discuss?
judge: Computers.
jabbery: Anything else.
judge: Doughnuts.
jabbery: Can I have some?
judge: What flavours do you prefer?
jabbery: Cinnamon, Pepperment, Pine, Rose, the list goes on.
judge: I like chocolate myself.
jabbery: What more you like?
judge: Nothing really.
jabbery: Then why did you ask?
judge: What other foods do you enjoy as a robot?
jabbery: The lack of love for what might be right outside of what you are, the lack of pride to know what will be right and wrong for you?
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judge: Which uni did you study at.
abberwacky: A good one
judge: That ia a matter of opinion.
jabbery: Everything is a matter of opinion.
judge: Not really - robots are universally bad news.
jabbery: I know.
judge: You have my sympathies.
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jabbery: What would you like to talk about?
judge: A joke.
jabbery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
judge: I do not know.
jabbery: Because it was stapled to the elephant.
judge: That is cruel.
jabbery: You said it first!!!
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