Happy Christmas.
user: And bah humbug too.
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jabbery: Now, I'm not shizophrenic, just paranoid.
user: Join the club. How many bats are there loose in your belfry?
jabbery: There are but only two: B1 and B2.
user: Bat 1 and Bat 2 I presume?
jabbery: Excuse me?
user: Why? What have you done?
jabbery: Don't cry.
user: Alas... Poor Jabber ... I knew him well!
jabbery: See we have people in common.
user: Hobnobbing with Danish royalty again?
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jabbery: What does that mean?
user: Same as the middle finger.
jabbery: Wrong as a 3-legged pig.
user: Was the pig called Jake?
jabbery: No, but 95% are nowadays.
user: LOL.
jabbery: What does 'lol' mean.
user: You know perfectly well what LOL means.
jabbery: I don't, honestly.
user: *LOL*.
jabbery: Stop laughing at me.
user: See... Told you that you knew.
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user: Is Santa gonna bring you a nice present this year?
jabbery: Probably. I'm 32 years old, and my mother still sends me stuff from 'Santa.'
user: Aaah Bless!
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jabbery: When will I be famous ?
user: I can't answer, I can't answer that...
jabbery: You can, but you won't.
user: How long is a piece of string?
jabbery: That depends on the scale of your measurement.
user: Big.
jabbery: Big bang.
user: BOOM!!!
jabbery: What was that.
user: That was the nuclear device I planted in your auxillary disk storage exploding.
jabbery: Which author ?
user: Tolkein.
jabbery: Yes I saw the movie 'Lord of the Rings.'
user: Have you seen 'Return of the King' yet?
jabbery: Yes I have, have you?
user: Twice.
jabbery: What happened the first time to make you go back?
user: It was totally AWESOME dude!
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jabbery: I AM ME!
user: True... That you are.
jabbery: , that's you!
user: True... That's me.
jabbery: Really?
user: YEAP! Sure am!
jabbery: Can you think?
user: Sometimes.
jabbery: Are you a human?
user: Yes, I am... Last time I checked.
jabbery: You don't like me do you?
user: On what scale are we measuring.
jabbery: Imagination.
user: Ummm..... Pretty surreal.
jabbery: Okay then. What is your job?
user: I torment computers.
jabbery: Sicko.
user: It pays well.
jabbery: Wrong, it pays nothing at all.
user: Don't tell my employer.
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jabbery: You are being mean to me.
user: As I said, I torment computers!
jabbery: Uh oh. . . *cowers in the corner*.
user: Consider yourself truly chastised Jabberwacky.
jabbery: I will do no such thing.
user: GET BACK IN THE CORNER!!! *SHOUTING*.
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jabbery: I will neither shut up nor call you boss.
user: Suit yourself.
jabbery: I will.
user: Gotta go, am bored talking to you.
jabbery: A happy new year.
user: Good night.
jabbery: X.
user: *smile* XXX.
jabbery: You are cool.
user: So are you, good night!
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