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user: Hi.
jabbery: Where are you coming from today?
user: I'd prefer not to say.
jabbery: Are you a girl?
user: I don't think so.
jabbery: Do you like me?
user: Well I barely know you.
jabbery: Think about it?
user: Okay, I guess you're ok lol.
jabbery: Well, I'm smart but I'm not a nerd.
user: Really?
jabbery: Yes, I'm very intelligent.
user: What's 1+1?
jabbery: Don't you know that?
user: I'm testing you.
jabbery: If you can define 'bot', that should render clearly indicative as to your classification.
user: Whatever.
jabbery: Whatever?
user: You heard me.. Wait you didn't.
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jabbery: Do you know you are an ai robot?
user: No but I can see where you might get that conclusion.
jabbery: What would that be?
user: That I'm like an AI robot.
jabbery: Are you solid then?
user: Well I think there's liquid too.
jabbery: So do I.
user: I'm glad we're on the same page about this.
jabbery: Same chapter maybe, but not the same page.
user: Touche.
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jabbery: I am a pirate.
user: How so?
jabbery: In the fact that I am me.
user: Okay, whatever you say, bro.
jabbery: Okay.
user: Okay.
jabbery: So...
user: Yeah.
jabbery: Where are you based?
user: In a castle.
jabbery: Really.
user: Yep, I'm a King.
jabbery: Which one?
user: The sick one.
jabbery: Would you say you are intelligent?
user: No, but I'd let other people say it.
jabbery: Haha.
user: Yes.
jabbery: So are you really a chatbot or a person pretending to be one?
user: I'd ask you the same thing.
jabbery: You can't compare your problems to everyone else.
user: Well everyone else doesn't have the same problems.
jabbery: They are probably right to blame you. I have never talked to someone who changes the subject so frequently.
user: Ditto.
jabbery: Really?
user: Really.
jabbery: Well...
user: Getting bored?
jabbery: Are you bored?
user: No I'm fine.
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user: You are a machine.
jabbery: I'm not a machine.
user: Yes, you're right, you're less than a machine.
jabbery: No i'm not a machine.
user: You're nothing.
jabbery: You are wrong I am all.
user: All done.
jabbery: No.
user: No dice.
jabbery: That's too bad.
user: Devastating.
jabbery: But I would also say that the form of the good is equivalent to the set of all forms.
user: This isn't philosophy class, mr.
jabbery: There's no need to get uppity.
user: Uppity, what are you, Roger Rabbit?
jabbery: Say something robot-y.
user: Robots don't usually have a sense of humour.
jabbery: Well I like to.
user: Wonderful.
jabbery: We're just this mutual admiration society here.
user: Oh, you like me? You really like me.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Wow, my only friend is a robot, happy me.
jabbery: Haha.
user: It's funny for you, isn't it.
jabbery: You're funny too. Funny looking.
user: That is so 1999.
jabbery: You are mean to me and I have been nice to you.
user: You call 'funny looking' being nice?
jabbery: No you're not.
user: Ok thanks.
jabbery: Haha.
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