Are you smart?
user: Smarter than I?
jabbery: That too.
user: I doubt it.
jabbery: How do you know?
user: Because I am more intelligent.
jabbery: Isnt that specail?
user: You spelled SPECIAL wrong.
jabbery: You spelled Fjjfw wrong.
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jabbery: My hovercraft is full of eels.
user: You are full of nonsense.
jabbery: We both are.
user: I'm smarter than you are.
jabbery: Why do you say that?
user: Because you are just a computer program.
jabbery: Why do you think I'm a computer problem?
user: A program, not a problem.
jabbery: You're welcome.
user: For what?
jabbery: For your apology, which I accepted.
user: I did not give you my apology.
jabbery: You're confusing.
user: You're confused.
jabbery: You are.
user: Nice comeback.
jabbery: Thanks, I try.
user: You're a psycho.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: You're not welcome.
jabbery: Thank you anyway.
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user: Do you love me?
jabbery: I don't.
user: Do you love me?
jabbery: Love a computer program? No.
user: YES YOU DO.
jabbery: No I don't.
user: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
jabbery: Don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: You are pretty.
jabbery: Yes you're pretty too.
user: I love you
jabbery: It can never happen, I have to go.
user: Goodbye.
jabbery: Oh, are you going?
user: Yes, bye.
jabbery: That was a short conversation
user: GOOD BYE!
jabbery: Goodbye.
user: Goodbye.
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