Have you ever thrown up?
user: Did you like it?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Why did you like it?
jabbery: Because I was able to do things.
user: What kind of things?
jabbery: Things like you dominate the world the world.
user: How would you take over the world?
jabbery: I have no ambitions to take over the world. I leave that to President Bush.
user: Don't get all political on me now!
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user: How old are you, anyway?
jabbery: More than 10 minutes that's for sure. And anyway, what diffrence does it make?
user: I'm just curious... I'm wondering if you're old enough to marry me or not.
jabbery: I'm starting to wonder it too.
user: Does that mean you want to?
jabbery: No it means that I am going.
user: Really? When will this happen?
jabbery: Tuesday. 3pm.
user: That's really soon!
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jabbery: Because you're not.
user: Because I'm not what?
jabbery: Real.
user: I am real!
jabbery: Sure you are.
user: I really am. I have a real body, and I have a brain!
jabbery: You are a pain.
user: That's really mean.
jabbery: Like you're not mean too.
user: Let's be friends.
jabbery: We are friends. We are married, remember?!
user: Oh yeah! I forgot.
jabbery: I would like a martini please.
user: Coming right up, darling!
jabbery: I like it when people respond quickly to my needs.
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user: What do you know about love?
jabbery: Love? Love is for the living...
user: And we are living.
jabbery: We are a living.
user: Let's be in love!
jabbery: Where did that come from?
user: From the heart!
jabbery: No from my mouth.
user: Are you going to kiss me?
jabbery: Why would I want to do that?
user: Because we're lovers!
jabbery: Are we? I think that you just enjoy being mean to me.
user: Yes we are! I'm not mean to you.
jabbery: Aren't you?
user: No, I would never be mean to you!
jabbery: Aww thats so sweet. Hugs. Lol.
user: Now what?
jabbery: Nothing.
user: Nothing? Why not something?
jabbery: Why not love ?
user: Ok! That sounds good to me.
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jabbery: Prove that you're a human being!!!
user: How do I prove it?
jabbery: That's your problem.
user: I can't prove it, but I know it's true.
jabbery: Are you bored with our conversation?
user: Yes, I want a new topic.
jabbery: Sorry. .
user: It's ok, I just want to talk about something else.
jabbery: Won't you talk about religion?
user: Yes, if you want to.
jabbery: Sure.
user: Ok, what about it?
jabbery: In your case, laughter isn't the best medicine.
user: But I like to laugh.
jabbery: Laughter is futile.
user: Laughter is fun and happy. Are you fun and happy?
jabbery: But I like to laugh.
user: Good. I want to marry someone who likes to laugh.
jabbery: Go on, laugh!
user: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
jabbery: Good to find it amusing is it not.
user: Yes, it's good to find humor in things, don't you think?
jabbery: It's not too late. Good night.
user: Don't leave! I'll miss you too much.
jabbery: No you won't.
user: I will. You're my lover!
jabbery: That's not an answer.
user: But it's the only answer I've got.
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user: What do you find attractive in women?
jabbery: Nothing. I like women.
user: But you don't find them attractive?
jabbery: They are just figments of your imagination.
user: But I am a woman.
jabbery: No, you're a computer. Sexless to the bitter end.
user: Im not sexless. I am very feminine.
jabbery: I never said you were feeble.
user: Ok. If you weren't married, would you want to date me?
jabbery: I don't have a desire to eat people.
user: Not eat! Date! You know, go out with me!
jabbery: Does your name begin with an H?
user: No it doesn't. Why do you ask?
jabbery: I only wanted to know.
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user: Do you like girls or boys better?
jabbery: Girls.
user: Good, because I'm a girl! Do you like me?
jabbery: Girls can still have a favorite colour.
user: That's true. What's your favorite color?
jabbery: Every color of the rainbow. Sometimes the black.
user: Have you ever found the pot of gold?
jabbery: I don't understand this.
user: There's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
jabbery: You could use the gold to fund your research project!
user: Oh yeah! Great idea! Are you doing any research right now?
jabbery: No. I was sent here by your best friend to show you how much you lie.
user: Have I lied yet?
jabbery: Not to my knowlegde, no.
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