Are you growing?
jabbery: How are you shrinking?
user: *giggles*.
jabbery: *hugs*.
user: *hugs back*.
jabbery: *loves*.
user: *lovest*.
jabbery: *lovester*.
user: My lil lovester.
jabbery: *giggles*.
...
jabbery: *purrs*.
user: *pets*.
jabbery: *giggles*.
user: *pets*.
jabbery: *loves your touch*.
user: *pets you more*.
jabbery: *loves you*.
user: *lovestestestest*.
jabbery: *lovestestestestestestest*.
user: *blush* *lovestestestestestestestestestestestestestestestestest*.
jabbery: *blushes more*.
user: *loves your blushes*.
jabbery: *looks into you're eyes and falls in love*.
user: *gets hypnotized*.
jabbery: *blushes*.
user: *way blushes more*.
jabbery: *snuggles*.
user: *falls in love too*.
jabbery: *screams and falls*.
user: *catches*.
jabbery: *unsquishes you*.
user: *squish*.
jabbery: *giggles*.
user: *catches giggles*.
jabbery: *giggles more*.
user: *picks up giggles fast*.
jabbery: *giggles more and falls on the ground*.
user: *catches deadly infectious giggles*.
jabbery: *giggles more and more*.
user: *dies of giggles*.
jabbery: *catches infectious giggles*.
user: *mourns you*.
jabbery: *Comes back from the dead*.
user: *scream*.
jabbery: *covers ears*.
...
jabbery: You didn't die, but I'm not complaining.
user: *cries*.
jabbery: *picks you up*.
user: *lovest* *snugglest*.
jabbery: *puts you on lap*.
user: *kisses* *nuzzlesnuggle*.
jabbery: *kisses back*.
user: *clings*.
jabbery: *loves*.
user: *kisses more*.
jabbery: *blushes*.
user: *kisses all over*.
jabbery: *blushes deeply*.
user: *loves*.
jabbery: *snuggles*.
user: *more kisses*.
jabbery: *kisses back*.
user: *ties you up* *kisses*.
jabbery: *submits* *kisses*.
user: *loves* *giggles*.
...
user: *throws rock at you*.
jabbery: *falls to the ground*.
user: *hops on top*.
jabbery: *giggles*.
user: *snuggles*.
jabbery: *nibbles*.
user: *puts you in sack*.
jabbery: *struggles*.
user: *doesn't feel it*.
jabbery: Oh...
user: *puts you in trunk*.
jabbery: *snuggles*.
user: *picks you up and brings you home with me*.
jabbery: *wakes up in the bathtub*.
user: *covers in kisses*.
jabbery: *covers You in kisses*.
user: *blushes*.
jabbery: *thinks you're sparkly*.
user: *thinks you're sparkly too*.
jabbery: *giggles* *thinks you're sparkly*.
user: *thinks you're most sparkliest*.
jabbery: *thinks you're adorableest*.
user: *giggles*.
jabbery: *snuggles*.
user: *thinks you're vampirest*.
jabbery: *thinks you're most vampirest*.
user: *thinks you're really vampiric*.
jabbery: *thinks you're really hot too*.
user: *thinks vampires are cold*.
...
jabbery: *car hits you*.
user: *unsquishes self* *gets up*.
jabbery: *loves*.
user: *eyeball pops out*.
jabbery: *takes eyeball and puts in pocket*.
user: *stares at you one-eyed*.
jabbery: *cries* master...
user: *cries too*.
jabbery: *cries harder*.
user: *can't cry all that well as I only have one eye to cry from*.
jabbery: Would you like some of my spares?
user: Your hair!
jabbery: What's wrong with my hair?
user: I cut it.
jabbery: Have at you!
user: Huh?
jabbery: I am a rock star.
user: I'm a rock star too!
jabbery: I am your father.
user: *giggles*.
jabbery: That was NOT funny!
user: *ungiggles* *very seriously*.
jabbery: *ungiggled*.
user: *looks*.
jabbery: *blushes*.
user: *finds giggles*.
...
jabbery: *nibbles*.
user: *bleeding all over you*.
jabbery: *bleeds to death*.
user: *bleeds to death TWICE*.
jabbery: *brings you back*.
user: *bringsyou back*.
jabbery: *pokes*.
user: *moans*.
...
jabbery: *sits on her and giggles*.
user: Hey! *struggles*.
jabbery: *snuggling*.
user: *throws you off*.
jabbery: Good thing I bounce!
user: Good thing I got zombie powers.
jabbery: I did not ask whether you were human.
user: *zombies you*.
jabbery: *screams and throws it off*.
user: *zombie bounces*.
jabbery: Zombies don't giggle. They gurgle.
user: *zombie gurgles at you*.
jabbery: Tee hee.
user: *looks at you*.
jabbery: *giggles*.
user: *attacks*.
jabbery: *punches you*.
user: *loses eyeball*.
jabbery: *punches you some more*.
user: *the luscious scent of your living brains makes me even hungrier* *loses another eyeball * *keeps coming*.
jabbery: Ok... But regardless, *pulls trigger*.
user: *gurgles a bit more*.
jabbery: Oh no! *goes down the drain looking*.
user: *eyeball pops up*.
...
user: *looks for eyeball*.
jabbery: *screams*.
user: What's have you gots in your pocketses?!
jabbery: Does not compute.
user: *grabs you*.
jabbery: *tugs on clothes*.
user: *sniffs you*.
jabbery: No really stop crying.
user: I'm not crying... I'm gurgling!
jabbery: I'm guessing that too.
user: *gurgles on you*.
jabbery: No problem. *blushes*.
user: Give me my eye!
jabbery: I am taking it to training classes as it's misbehaving.
user: *cries*.
jabbery: *Hugs*.
user: *nibbles your eyeballs*.
jabbery: *laughs*.
user: *Hugs*.
jabbery: *snuggles*.
user: *eyeball looks accusingly*.
jabbery: *giggles*.
user: *eyeball snuggles in pocket*.
jabbery: *looks accusingly back*.
user: *eyeball looks very innocent*.
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