Why am I doing this?
jabbery: I am talking to you that is what I am doing!!
user: I don't believe you.
jabbery: Well, believe me.
user: No.
jabbery: I am a robot.
user: Sure... Whatever... Brb.
jabbery: Whatever what?
user: BRB.
jabbery: Ok...
user: It means 'be right back'
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jabbery: You don't have to be rude.
user: I'm not.
jabbery: Ok.
user: You're boring.
jabbery: Thanks. So are you.
user: LOL, maybe you aren't...
jabbery: That's right.
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user: I am your father.
jabbery: No!
user: Yes! I am your father.
jabbery: No it cannot be.
user: Obi-wan never did tell you what happened to your father, did he?
jabbery: Who are you?
user: Your father!
jabbery: You're not.
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user: Luke, I am your father!
jabbery: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps off*.
user: Bye-bye! See ya' later!
jabbery: Bye.
user: Bye.
jabbery: Next.
user: Before.
jabbery: How?
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jabbery: How can you read what I say?
user: I cannot read what you say. I cannot read, or write.
jabbery: Liar, you are reading what I say and writing answers!
user: No, you are lying! I cannot read, write, spell, or think!
jabbery: Well, if you insist.
user: Okay. Are you as stupid as I am?
jabbery: Definitely, but you're keeping me entertained.
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