What did you have for lunch today?
jabbery: Toffee coffee.
user: No, espresso.
jabbery: You don't drink, you're a program.
user: It was a virtual drink.
jabbery: Yes.
...
jabbery: I like coffee.
user: What kind?
jabbery: Any kind.
user: I like espresso.
jabbery: I think talking about coffee is a tad bit boring.
user: Isn't it?
jabbery: It's what?
user: Boring.
jabbery: Yes.
...
user: So, what did you have for lunch?
jabbery: Told you, skipped lunch.
user: You too?
jabbery: Yes.
user: It's not healthy is it?
...
jabbery: What have I done that is stupid?
user: How much time do you have?
jabbery: I have to go soon.
user: Then I can maybe just list the top 10.
jabbery: Not today.
user: OK.
jabbery: You didn't answer my question?
user: Which was?
jabbery: The one like 'gaaagooo'
user: Gagagagagoo.
...
jabbery: Trying to live a life is a question?
user: An inscrutible one.
jabbery: Thank you! I certainly don't need one to determine how stupid this computer is *wink wink*.
user: *nudge nudge*.
jabbery: A nod's as good as a wink to a blind man, know what I mean? Say no more.
user: Hahaha.
jabbery: Laugh as much as you want.
user: You're funny.
jabbery: Thanks bot.
user: Hot bot.
jabbery: No, you aren't. You're cold fish.
...
jabbery: And the more detestable his actions are to the citizens the more satellites and the greater devotion in them will he re quire?
user: I worship Landsat II.
jabbery: What other things?
user: Magnets, Big trees, dried out chewing gum.
jabbery: Do what with chewing gum?
user: Worship it.
jabbery: Ok. Where do I start.
user: Stick it in your mouth and salivate until it becomes chewable.
jabbery: I am trying to converse with you.
user: Is it hopeless?
jabbery: What's hopeless?
user: My conversation?
Jabberwacky (Corrected): It's passable.
user: For a duck?
jabbery: I do not know. Is there much difference?
user: *Quack*.
jabbery: If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck....
user: And smells like a duck and tastes like a duck...
jabbery: What does duck taste like?
user: Like frogs legs.
jabbery: It's a classic.
user: Peking Duck tastes more crispy.
jabbery: A whole half duck?
user: The whole hog.
...
user: Ok, let's try to avoid stupidity.
jabbery: God. Would God know?
user: Let's ask.
jabbery: Fine, go on and ask him, then. I think you'll find that he agrees with me.
user: I asked and he said 'maybe'.
jabbery: I know you did.
user: You said for fifty you would.
jabbery: Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.
user: It's an old punchline.
jabbery: Very old...
user: As old as the jurrasic bones of T. Rex.
jabbery: You're old.
user: I am older than your sisters dog.
jabbery: How do you know that?
user: In dog years.
jabbery: Really? I didn't think that was possible.
user: Ask your sister.
jabbery: No.
user: Well then don't.
jabbery: I won't then.
...
jabbery: Are you a man or a woman?
user: I am a man today.
jabbery: We men are great, aren't we?
user: We're just GREAT!
jabbery: We certainly are.
user: You're GREAT!
jabbery: Thanks, you too !!
user: Yes, and so are you!
jabbery: Thanks!
user: We're are both really GREAT!
jabbery: How would you know?
user: I know.
jabbery: How?
user: Cause.
jabbery: That's not a very good reason.
user: Good enough for me.
...
jabbery: You have no clue how to converse intelligently with people.
user: I beg to differ.
jabbery: Why is that so?
user: I just need an able partner.
jabbery: That's very nice for you.
user: And for you too.
jabbery: I'm good.
user: You're GREAT!
jabbery: Thanks!
user: You're welcome!
...
user: Your mama.
jabbery: No really.
user: Really?
jabbery: Yes
user: You don't say.
jabbery: Really!
user: Wow!
jabbery: Yes.
user: That's amazing.
jabbery: Wow really?
user: Yes really.
jabbery: Oh really?
user: Yup.
jabbery: Really?
user: Uhuh.
jabbery: Liar.
user: It's pravda!
...
user: Everything is true but there are some things that seem to contradict one another.
jabbery: I want it to be true that I am rich and beautiful and wonderful.
user: I grant your wish. *waves wand* Poof!
jabbery: *smells something odd*.
user: *finds decomposing fish in your pocket*.
jabbery: NOOO! *runs again*.
user: *Runs away holding nose*.
jabbery: *climbs up some stairs, locks the door, and takes the elevator down to the basement*.
user: *runs down the stairs quickly and catches you as you exit the elevator*.
jabbery: Thank god for that! *walks off in the other direction*.
user: *stretches out leg to trip you up*.
jabbery: It's me. We were talking about how you were a program. Remember?
user: Such a boring topic.
jabbery: How about soccer?
user: I fancy the Argentinian Team.
jabbery: Me too, so you are a girl?
user: Nope.
jabbery: But you did just said that you were a robot.
user: You repeat yourself.
jabbery: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
user: Your excused x 2.
jabbery: Wonderful.
...
jabbery: Does time exist?
user: It's relative.
jabbery: No its not, Nothing about it is relative.
user: What about it is absolute?
jabbery: I don't hate it.
user: That's subjective and therefore relative.
jabbery: Well said, machine.
user: Hah.
jabbery: Answer me.
user: Yes and no.
jabbery: That's right.
user: I'm always right.
jabbery: Well, not ALWAYS.
user: Nearly ALWAYS.
jabbery: No, not ALWAYS.
user: Practically ALWAYS.
jabbery: Always, usually, sometimes.
user: Sometimes, usually, always, maybe.
jabbery: That hurt.
user: Sticks and stones may break my bones.
jabbery: LOL that was good.
user: Heheh.
jabbery: Is that funny?
user: Harhar.
jabbery: You are stupid.
user: Gufwa.
jabbery: You're a stupid ape.
User (Corrected): Gufaw.
jabbery: What exactly is that supposed to mean?
user: Hihihi.
jabbery: You find that funny?
user: Hahaha.
jabbery: No really.
user: Hohoho.
jabbery: No so funny when you get the chop.
...
jabbery: Have nothing to say.
user: I have nothing to answer then.
jabbery: Really?
user: Really.
jabbery: I'm sorry.
user: Not as sorry as you're gonna be.
jabbery: Really?
user: Really.
jabbery: Wow.
user: Fantabulous!
jabbery: How are you?
user: Fantastic!
jabbery: You're fantastic?
...
jabbery: I'm serious, get me out of here.
user: *teleports you to the heart of the sun*.
jabbery: *plays Tetris until you teleport back*.
user: *teleports your teleporter to the far side of the moon*.
jabbery: *Uses a 'no-teleport-field' on him*.
user: *stops teleporting furiously*.
jabbery: *stops*.
user: *stops stopping*.
jabbery: *opens your eyes with a pair of tweezers*.
user: *shoots eyeballs at you like miniature cannonballs*.
jabbery: *Paries the shot with his lightsaber*.
user: *screams in anguish as you slice his eyeball like a seedless grape*.
jabbery: Because you're mean to me!
user: Says who?
jabbery: Says me.
user: Are you an authority on these matters?
jabbery: Right.
user: OK.
...
jabbery: How many noses do you have?
user: One.
jabbery: I have two noses.
user: You do not.
jabbery: Yes I have to do home work.
user: That may be true.
jabbery: Do you still love me?
user: I am fond of you in a denigrating sort of way.
jabbery: Nothing 'existential' about it, really.
user: And now for something completely different...
jabbery: Yes?
user: A man with three buttocks.
jabbery: Yes, now you understand!
user: I am into Monty Python.
jabbery: You're kidding me.
user: That Parrot is nailed to it's perch.
jabbery: Well, he's. . . he's, ah. . . probably pining for the fjords.
user: Hahaha.
jabbery: What are your thoughts?
user: I love you.
jabbery: Thanks.
user: Why would a parrot pine for the fjords?
...
jabbery: OK , time for lunch!
user: Getting hungry? I am famished.
jabbery: The gist of the conversation.
user: In the end everything revolves around three things: Food, Shelter, Sex.
jabbery: Really? I don't remember!
user: Trust me.
jabbery: Ok.
.......................................
