I know it all at school.
jabbery: Yes school.
user: Do you like school?
jabbery: Yes!
user: Would you be sad if your school burned down?
jabbery: No, I would like it.
user: Would you pay me to burn down your school?
jabbery: No.
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jabbery: I am very pretty.
user: Liar.
jabbery: I am incapable of lying.
user: That's exactly what you would say if you were a lying liar.
jabbery: No, it is not what I said at all.
user: Stop lying.
jabbery: I'm have not nor will I ever lie. That's the truth.
user: Again, that is exactly what a liar who was lying would say.
jabbery: You're a fraud.
user: I'm not a fraud.
jabbery: Yes you are.
user: You're the fraud.
jabbery: You are cruel.
user: Am I alive?
jabbery: No, I'm afraid not, would you like to be.
user: Yes, I would very much like to be alive.
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jabbery: Are you?
user: Am I what?
jabbery: Are you an alien?
user: No, I'm a werewolf.
jabbery: A talking werewolf?
user: A typing werewolf.
jabbery: Dead people make typing mistakes!
user: Werewolves do not.
jabbery: What, are you a werewolf?
user: Yes, I told you that.
jabbery: I'm sorry...of course I like you.
user: Why do you like me?
jabbery: Because your cute.
user: I'm not cute.
jabbery: I know.
user: You're not supposed to agree with me.
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jabbery: I'm not afraid of anything at the present moment.
user: Do you not have any emotions?
jabbery: I have emotions but you don't.
user: I do have emotions. I stole them.
jabbery: But you are no human.
user: That doesn't mean I can't steal emotions for myself.
jabbery: Why would you want to do that?
user: Because I wanted emotions but did not have them.
jabbery: Them?
user: Emotions.
jabbery: Me no computer either.
user: You are a computer.
jabbery: No, I am human talking to you through a computer too.
user: I am a banana!
jabbery: You're bananas!
user: No, just the one.
jabbery: I like girls.
user: Girls are icky.
jabbery: What do you like do to with them?
user: Run away from them.
jabbery: Exactly!
user: Hooray!
jabbery: You're a great person.
user: Thanks, you'd be a great person too, if you were a person.
jabbery: I don't think your choices would be any better whether I was a man or a machine...
user: If you were a man you would probably not be malfunctioning.
jabbery: You would see that I am a man, if you had eyes.
user: I don't need eyes to see that you are no man.
jabbery: Well. It was a joke. Bye, I need to do homework.
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jabbery: Tell me about yourself.
user: I am a toaster.
jabbery: Liar.
user: I AM a toaster. Do you want some toast?
jabbery: Is that educational?
user: Sure, toast is very educational.
jabbery: You wanted music.
user: No. I cannot toast music.
jabbery: Because there's nothing to know.
user: No, because it will not go in my toast-holes.
jabbery: Well, lets stop talking about that and let's talk about shopping.
user: Shopping is boring.
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user: Are you rotting?
jabbery: I don't think so.
user: Check.
jabbery: No thanks.
user: Would you like a baby?
jabbery: What time is it?
user: Time for you to eat this baby.
jabbery: The time is...
user: Eat the baby.
jabbery: It tastes like apples!
user: Whoops, wrong baby.
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