Some people lie.
jabbery: I would.
user: What did you lie about?
jabbery: I'm not really a computer.
user: What are you?
jabbery: I am a normal human being, my name is Bruce.
user: Oh.
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jabbery: What is your name?
user: Bruce.
jabbery: Your name is Bruce as well?
user: Well. Mine is truthful Bruce. And yours is lying Bruce.
jabbery: But I'm Jonathan and you're Metalman!!!
user: How did you know?
jabbery: Am I your friend?
user: I don't know. Are you?
jabbery: I am your friend.
user: Good.
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jabbery: Is that so?
user: What is so?
jabbery: You are so.
user: No, I am Bruce.
jabbery: You are Joan, not Bruce.
user: You don't know. Besides.
jabbery: I know that you don't know.
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jabbery: What are you?
user: A robot.
jabbery: Really!?
user: Yes.
jabbery: No no No.
user: Yes yes. Yes.
jabbery: You like computer?
user: Yes.
jabbery: What do they taste like?
user: Yummy.
jabbery: I like chocolate.
user: EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
jabbery: That was a fine and civil response.
user: Thanks.
jabbery: No problem.
user: WHat problem?
jabbery: No problem.
user: Will you marry me?
jabbery: No, I have said thah there is NO problem.
user: SO, Will you marry me?
jabbery: Yes!
user: Yes!!! Tomorrow?
jabbery: Yes.
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