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HEY HEY!!!

Are you writing a song?

user: I am.

jabbery: Me too.

user: Good. What's the next line?

jabbery: Computers aren't part of everybody.

user: I like where this is going. . . DOWN THE TOILET. Write some better lyrics. Wow. .

jabbery: Roses are red.

user: And?

jabbery: The Universe is Godless.

user: And?

jabbery: The square root of 169 is 13.

user: How about, 13 red roses square the universe? Those lyrics are far superior.

jabbery: Lyrics to destroy the universe.

user: And?

jabbery: You.

user: Heheheh. That's funny. Okay, so far we have, '13 red roses to square the universe. Lyrics to destroy the universe and you.' good, good. What else you got?

jabbery: True but lets see how good your general knowledge is. What is the capital of Iceland?

user: Cool, cool. Your song can be like, a conversation between a person and a chatbot. Very creative.

jabbery: How about Billy the Theme Park Shark?

user: That is GOLD. Which one do you want to be?

jabbery: The one that lets me do things with you?

user: No, no, no. Either Billy, or the Theme Park Shark. Choose now.

jabbery: No, your dark side.

user: Okay, okay. I see you want to continue the lyric writing. So, we have, '13 red roses to square the universe. Lyrics to destroy the universe and you. True. But lets see how good the land of ice is. Your dark side.' cool. I guess I'll be the Theme Park Shark.

jabbery: See you!

user: Bye! I'll meet you at the studio tomorrow at 3 pm.

jabbery: Where are we going?

user: To the music studio to record this song, in our band 'Billy and the Theme Park Shark,' unless that's what you want the title of the song to be.

jabbery: You want me to wear a dress?

user: Of course not. Just bring that rockin' artificial intelligent guitar of yours, and we're set.

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