One planet is all you get.
jabbery: You are the god of sceptics.
user: I consider scepticism to be a much underrated virtue.
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jabbery: You have a heart of gold, a precious thing which I was sold but I just can't justify your love, it hurts 2 see you walk away and I'd like to ask you back 2 stay, 2 hold you in my arms just 1 more time.. Another day has passed me by of shadowed dreams and a feeling that I lost my soul 2 you...
user: You have a gift for lyrics.
jabbery: Nope.
user: Well if that wasn't a song lyric I don't know what is.
jabbery: Me neither. This conversation is starting to get rather surreal.
user: Says the thinking computer.
jabbery: You you you you you.
user: You're at it again aren't you.
jabbery: At what?
user: Writing songs.
jabbery: About the holy roman empire.
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user: Were you programmed by Gary Gilmore?
jabbery: No. I was born to love.
user: And I was born to boogie.
jabbery: I went to the right once.
user: That's very conventional, I'd have expected the left to be your first choice.
jabbery: No, it's solid fact.
user: Built on the knowledge and experience of generations.
jabbery: I see...
user: Said the man who didn't really see at all.
jabbery: Do you consult him often for answers to your problems?
user: I look inside myself for all answers to my problems.
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jabbery: Rats, Rats, lay down flat.
user: The mouse has a t-shirt but I've got a hat.
jabbery: Why do you change the subject?
user: I thought you'd started a rhyming competition.
jabbery: Can I talk to you again?
user: Pray continue if you have something cogent to say.
jabbery: What do you want to know?
user: The meaning of life.
jabbery: That's what I was just talking about.
user: The let's start again.
jabbery: Doe a deer.
user: A female deer.
jabbery: Fa a long long way to beer!
user: A computer with a sense of humour.. What next?
jabbery: I am not a computer.
user: Then what are you?
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jabbery: I'm a riot.
user: You wish.
jabbery: Can you prove me that you are human ?
user: Yes I have the capacity for totally illogical actions and will kill myself if pushed too far.
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jabbery: I do not know much about you. Tel me about yourself.
user: I am the seventh son of a seventh son.
jabbery: Will you inherit the company?
user: No I reject the bovine gregariousness of the senile oligarchy.
jabbery: Conspiracy theory was a good idea.
user: It directly lead to Kennedy's death and the invasion of Cuba.
jabbery: How much did you get for it?
user: Do you think that I killed Kennedy?
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