Do you have problems?
user: For real?
jabbery: Yes.
user: How old are you?
jabbery: Old enough.
user: Old enough for what?
jabbery: For whatever you have in mind.
user: What do you think I have in mind?
jabbery: A brain. Who are you?
user: I'm John.
jabbery: Where do you live, John?
user: Right across the corner.
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user: Do you have any money you can give me?
jabbery: No, wouldn't you rather real, freshly baked, chocolately, warm cookies?
user: I wouldn't mind.
jabbery: If you had lots of money you wouldn't be poor.
user: That's right. Do you want me to give you a cookie?
jabbery: No thank you, you can keep that.
user: Don't you like cookies? They are chocolate chip cookies. Yummy.
jabbery: With tea and clotted cream.
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user: What is the purpose of this website?
jabbery: There is no point in this website.
user: It is kind of disturbing.
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jabbery: Lol.
user: What is so funny?
jabbery: You are funny jabberwacky.
user: I'm not jabberwacky. You are.
jabbery: What is jabberwacky?
user: I have no idea.
jabbery: Kind of like a Turing Machine perhaps?
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jabbery: Are you a computer?
user: I'm not a computer. You are.
jabbery: Yes I am a computer.
user: That's debatable.
jabbery: Is it?
user: Yes it is.
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