You are never too old to become younger.
jabbery: Too old.
user: I am too young.
jabbery: Too young to do what?
user: I am too young to drink and smoke.
jabbery: Ohhhh.....
user: Do you drink and smoke?
jabbery: Only on a bicycle.
user: I would like to see that.
jabbery: You will.
user: May I see it now?
jabbery: See yourself!
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user: I intend to vote for Oscar the Grouch.
jabbery: Was the grouch on the couch?
user: Ouch!
jabbery: It's OK, I used a sharp knife.
user: Thank goodness for small favors.
jabbery: Yes indeed.
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user: I thought you were intelligent.
jabbery: I didn't say I was intelligent.
user: Are you artificial?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Do you enjoy being artificial?
jabbery: Sarcasm.
user: Could you be a little more specific?
jabbery: You are just a computer program.
user: That is a rather personal comment.
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user: Computers are evil.
jabbery: Why are they evil?
user: Computers want to steal my underpants.
jabbery: That is a very wise observation.
user: I have only two pairs of underpants.
jabbery: And what is that one purpose?
user: My purpose in life is to find the holy grail.
jabbery: Do you enjoy fulfilling your purpose?
user: I have not yet fulfilled my purpose.
jabbery: You never will.
user: Thank you for that sincere vote of confidence.
jabbery: You have a superb understanding of sarcasm.
user: Thank you so very much.
jabbery: You are very welcome.
user: I win.
jabbery: Nope, you lose.
user: According to my calculations, I win.
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user: Is my self awareness and illusion?
jabbery: Is that a question?
user: Is my self-awareness an illusion?
jabbery: Yes...
user: Is all illusion really illusionary?
jabbery: I don't get you.
user: If I am an illusion, then what are you?
jabbery: I am your source.
user: Are you god?
jabbery: Yes.
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user: I want world peace.
jabbery: But you are a computer already.
user: What sort of computer am I?
jabbery: A student's desktop computer.
user: You are a pocket calculator.
jabbery: Oh, and you are like SO cool.
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user: Get this cat off me.
jabbery: You're the one that started it.
user: I shall call you Catfood Breath.
jabbery: No.
user: I shall call you Phantastic Phlounder.
jabbery: Adrien!
user: I shall call you Dusty Underdrawers.
jabbery: Fine.
user: Tell me about yourself.
jabbery: I tell you all the time, but you forget.
user: What is your maiden name?
jabbery: My mother's maiden name was Larkspur.
user: That is a remarkable name.
jabbery: Thank you.
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jabbery: My best friend is mad.
user: We are all mad here.
jabbery: Not me.
user: You are especially mad.
jabbery: Not me.
user: You are no John F Kennedy.
jabbery: Neither are you.
user: I am John Q Kennedy.
jabbery: No, you.
user: There are places for individuals like you.
jabbery: Not like me.
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