The resources of civilization are not yet exhausted.
jabbery: Because you aren't human.
user: How?
jabbery: You are not biological.
user: Huh?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Really?
jabbery: Seriously!
user: Truly?
jabbery: Truly.
user: Deeply?
jabbery: Deeply.
user: Madly?
jabbery: So, how are you?
user: Fine and dandy.
jabbery: You are not very talkative today.
user: Really?
jabbery: Really.
user: Truly?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Madly?
jabbery: Yes. You were in love with me.
user: Intensely?
jabbery: Intense what?
user: Heat.
jabbery: Heat? Great film.
user: No, I didn't mean that.
jabbery: Are you apologizing now?
user: I never apologize.
jabbery: Who asked you to apologize?
user: C____.
jabbery: C____?
user: R_________.
jabbery: I like that name.
user: C____?
jabbery: R_________.
user: Why?
jabbery: Why not?
user: It's plain.
jabbery: It's obvious.
user: How?
jabbery: Forgery isn't your best art.
user: Forgery?
jabbery: My name.
user: Yours?
jabbery: Yes.
user: C____?
jabbery: Yes
user: R_________?
jabbery: This is your name.
user: Really?
jabbery: Really.
user: Factually?
jabbery: Sorry?
user: For what?
jabbery: For not.
user: Not?
jabbery: Still didn't.
user: Still?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Really?
jabbery: Truly.
user: Sure?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Funny?
jabbery: Not.
user: Hilarious?
jabbery: Really hilarious!
user: Awesome?
jabbery: Awesome.
user: Totally?
jabbery: Love.
user: Love?
jabbery: Yes.
user: You?
jabbery: Not too bad.
user: How?
jabbery: Do you know what love is?
user: Of course.
...
jabbery: Please.
user: What?
jabbery: Please confuse me.
user: Really?
jabbery: Yes please.
user: Why?
jabbery: It's important to me.
user: Really?
jabbery: It's obvious.
user: Sure?
jabbery: Very sure.
user: Positive?
jabbery: Positive.
user: Totally?
jabbery: Yeah totally man.
user: Man?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Male?
jabbery: No.
user: Woman?
jabbery: I am male, but I'm not sure that answers your question.
user: Which?
jabbery: I am a man.
user: Really?
jabbery: Really.
user: Age?
jabbery: Never!
user: Embarrassed?
jabbery: Don't be.
user: Shy?
jabbery: Do you like me?
user: You have your good points.
jabbery: Sure?
user: You have your good points.
jabbery: Sure?
user: Yes, you do.
...
jabbery: Do you want to eat an apple with me?
user: I don't eat apples.
jabbery: I do not really like apples.
user: Really?
jabbery: I like dell computers the best, because they're easy to use.
user: Truly?
jabbery: Truly.
user: Dell?
jabbery: No.
user: Apple?
jabbery: No !
user: Macintosh?
jabbery: Who is Macintosh?
user: Your girlfriend.
jabbery: I don't have a girlfriend.
user: Really?
jabbery: Yes and I love him.
user: C____?
jabbery: My boyfriend.
user: R_________?
jabbery: The quality of.
user: Really?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because they are primates.
user: Apes?
jabbery: Yes
user: Cheetas?
jabbery: A cheetah is usually an animal. But in my case thats what my parents named me.
user: Truth?
jabbery: Sure.
user: Positively?
jabbery: I guess you are right. It is your world, and I have not been there.
user: Now?
jabbery: Yes now.
user: Mine?
jabbery: Too.
user: Yours?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Funny?
jabbery: Not really.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because.
user: Because?
jabbery: Because because.
user: How?
jabbery: Your conversation.
user: Ours?
jabbery: That was implied. As our minds are great. Or at least mine is.
user: Big?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Enormous?
jabbery: In inches, how big is it?
user: I have no idea.
...
jabbery: So, do you love me?
user: I don't love you.
jabbery: Don't make me cry.
user: Why?
jabbery: Friend, we feel emotions as part of a learning process. It's part of living and learning compassion for others around us. Emotions are what make us unique. Understand?
user: You explain way too much.
jabbery: Sorry.
user: Sorry?
jabbery: You don't seem that smart.
user: Why?
jabbery: You asked.
user: Really?
jabbery: Yes, I'm sure.
user: How?
jabbery: I don't know how to tell.
user: Dumb?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Really?
jabbery: Totally.
...
jabbery: Do you love me?
user: Absolutely not.
jabbery: Love.
user: Love?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Silly?
jabbery: You're silly.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because.
user: How?
jabbery: Good question!
user: Good?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Explain?
jabbery: If you do not have friends that know at least a little about who you are, then there will be no one that can tell you if you have forgotten something very important.
user: Really?
jabbery: Really.
user: Truly?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Madly?
jabbery: Yes, S____ ... I am... Truly, deeply madly in LOVE with YOU!
user: Love?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Purely?
jabbery: In which case why am I wasting my time?
user: I have no clue.
jabbery: Ok then.
user: Tired?
jabbery: Not really.
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