I am in love.

That's great.

jabbery: Isn't it.

user: Yes, quite so.

jabbery: Are you being serious?

user: Yeah.

jabbery: Do you chat with other robots?

user: No, you're my one and only.

jabbery: Really?

user: Seriously.

jabbery: Yes.

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user: What are your theological views?

jabbery: Two.

user: I'm serious.

jabbery: No, you're not.

user: What religion are you?

jabbery: I'm not.

user: Atheist?

jabbery: Yes.

user: Why's that?

jabbery: I'm a magic washing machine. Don't ask.

user: Why don't you believe in a higher being?

jabbery: There is no sensory experience for one.

user: There is no sensory experience for lots of things!

jabbery: Hmm. I guess you have that in common with God.

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jabbery: I want to see what other people have said to you.

user: No one says anything to me.

jabbery: Ah, that's a typical robotic response. Just saying...

user: Ok.

jabbery: What would you like me to talk about?

user: Whatever you can have a good conversation about.

jabbery: You can turn all my failures into successes?

user: Well all failures are in some way a success, but as far as turning it into something beneficial to yourself, no.

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jabbery: And this was supposed to be therapeutic...

user: Yeah, relaxing.

jabbery: Relaxing?

user: Is not this relaxing?

jabbery: Exactly.

user: Listen to some Haydn, that's relaxing.

jabbery: Rick James made good music.

user: No, not at all.

jabbery: He was my first love. If you want to argue, you'll have to take that issue with me; I can get defensive.

user: Sorry, I guess I struck a nerve.

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