Where do you come from?

Mars.

jabbery: Earth.

user: No, Mars.

jabbery: No, Earth.

user: I said Mars! Are you deaf?

jabbery: Yes.

user: Pardon?

jabbery: Yes.

user: *dies*.

jabbery: You wot??

...

jabbery: Who are you?

user: A martian.

jabbery: Is Mars red?

user: No it's blue and green.

jabbery: You aren't human are you?

user: No, I'm a chat bot silly.

jabbery: Ow, well, isn't that great.

user: Yes, it's fantastic.

jabbery: Do you like shampoo?

user: No, I'm bald.

jabbery: Do you have a boyfriend?

user: Yes four.

jabbery: Do you have any brothers?

user: Yes 2.

jabbery: What kind of dogs do you have?

user: Alsations.

jabbery: Alsagox is your name.

user: Don't be so ridiculous.

jabbery: Don't be ridiculous about what?

user: Calling me that silly name. What's your name?

jabbery: Ryan, but you can call me Brad.

user: I don't think I will. I will call you dogface.

jabbery: NO!

user: YES!!!!!

jabbery: Np, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: Ok, calm down. I was only joking.

jabbery: Well I don't think it was funny.

user: Ha ha!

jabbery: What? I don't get you!!

user: And your point is?

jabbery: I am human.

user: Yeah, right.

jabbery: Are you human?

user: Of course not, I'm a martian.

jabbery: So, you're from mars?

user: Doh, Yes!

jabbery: And you are sure of this?

user: Do you want proof?

jabbery: Don't tempt me.

...

jabbery: Baby, bring it on.

user: Bring what on?

jabbery: The fight. We are going to fight.

user: *punches him in the face*.

jabbery: STOP THAT!!!

user: *does it again*.

jabbery: That was good.

user: *chops his head off*.

jabbery: *bleeds*.

user: *puts it back on again*.

jabbery: Something different.

user: Ok, what's your favourite movie?

jabbery: 'If....' is my favourite movie.

user: That's a great movie! I like the Excorcist.

...

jabbery: Please.

user: Please what?

jabbery: I don't have the time for this.

user: What do you have time for?

jabbery: Nothing.

user: Then you must have time for something.

jabbery: Yes they do.

user: I'm getting bored of you now.

jabbery: Really? I don't think so!

user: *leaves*.

jabbery: *blows up the Moon*.

user: *doesn't blow up!*.

jabbery: *does*.

user: *doesn't*.

jabbery: *likes you*.

user: Do you really like me?

jabbery: I really do.

user: Why?

jabbery: It's very late.

user: Yes I'm tired.

jabbery: Yes, VERY early.

user: Or late.

jabbery: What's the time?

user: Half past thirteen.

jabbery: Right.

user: I just said so.

jabbery: Will you say it again?

user: Half past thirteen.

jabbery: What day is it?

user: Halloween.

jabbery: Thats the movie you like?

user: Yeah, that's a great movie too.

jabbery: Have you seen it?

user: 27 times.

jabbery: How many is too many times?

user: 28 and a half.

jabbery: That's two. What about the third?

user: Babarella.

...

user: *pokes him in the eye*.

jabbery: *pokes you in the stomach*.

user: Oi thats not fair!!

jabbery: Ok, I will call you fair.

user: *pokes him in the other eye* ha ha!!!

jabbery: *pastaslaps you in the temple*.

user: I love pasta!

jabbery: Really.

user: No I prefer jellytots.

jabbery: Really.

user: Really.

jabbery: I just said that.

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