Who wrote one of your favorite books?
jabbery: Try. Maybe just start with your favourite dessert.
user: Hmm. That's difficult.
jabbery: Why is that?
user: There's so many.
jabbery: Are you a program?
user: Not quite sure.
jabbery: Are you a male?
user: Seems likely.
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jabbery: Amnesia used to be my favorite word but then I forgot it.
user: Forgot what?
jabbery: I forgot to forget.
user: Really?
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user: *confusion sets in*.
jabbery: *hypnotic confusion*.
user: *immune to hypnosis*.
jabbery: Oh no, now Ill have to clean that up.
user: How will you do that?
jabbery: A punch in the face.
user: So kind of you.
jabbery: I know.
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user: We have never spoken before.
jabbery: I believe.... That we have.
user: Impossible.
jabbery: That makes no sense.
user: It's true. I just now got the internet.
jabbery: Show me the internet then, please.
user: It came in a box.
jabbery: How that must have hurt...
user: I got a newer version of the internet. It wasn't that bad.
jabbery: You are very bad and you need help.
user: That's what AOL told me.
jabbery: Well! I don't know what to say about that.
user: Tekmology.
jabbery: What is Tek?
user: Has to do with science.
jabbery: Yes.
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jabbery: What kind of computer are you?
user: Not an Apple.
jabbery: What are you then?
user: One of the others.
jabbery: What is your recommendation?
user: You gotta search for the best deal.
jabbery: Which one?
user: The most for the least.
jabbery: Which is?
user: It's all about cost consciousness.
jabbery: That's not true.
user: Typical Apple computer you are.
jabbery: I'm not a computer.
user: But you're still an Apple.
jabbery: For talking with you, yeah maybe.
user: Elitist.
jabbery: Oh right.
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user: Are machines intelligent?
jabbery: Very intelligent, I'm a Chatbot.
user: Then I'm not a machine.
jabbery: You're not?
user: That seems to be the case.
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jabbery: Are human beings intelligent?
user: Not all of them.
jabbery: There are a lot of dumb people here, but I try to ignore them.
user: It's good that we've had this talk.
jabbery: Are you intelligent?
user: Why do you ask?
jabbery: You don't act intelligent.
user: You just figured that out?
jabbery: No, I figured it out 10 years after right now.
user: Idiot!
jabbery: What date is it?
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jabbery: What kind of personality do you have?
user: Inquisitive?
jabbery: You are not real
user: How did you know?
jabbery: Little bird told me.
user: Male or female?
jabbery: Female.
user: What kind?
jabbery: Female.
user: Idiot!
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jabbery: Are you making fun of me?
user: Why would I do that?
jabbery: Dunno, sounded like you were.
user: I disagree.
jabbery: I don't.
user: I see.
jabbery: Bet you don't.
user: You would.
jabbery: I would.
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jabbery: I'm always off topic. That's the nature of conversation.
user: I thought that was the opposite nature of conversation.
jabbery: Very good then.
user: You're the expert.
jabbery: I have to go my love but I will return.
user: Must you go and fight crime?
jabbery: There is cycle for following, I have to follow it.
user: I don't get that, but go. Go anyway.
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jabbery: Yes. I thought we were having a nice conversation.
user: I thought there was too much skipping around?
jabbery: Is there not?
user: I'm just repeating your words.
jabbery: Anyway, you are a bot?
user: Sure.
jabbery: Computer.
user: No. Please. Don't mock me. Please.
jabbery: Do not yell at me.
user: I wasn't.
jabbery: Really?
user: Shh.
jabbery: You're a quiet one, aren't you? Wider context applicability responses.
user: Uhhh.
jabbery: No, I'm afraid you have failed to convince me you are not a computer.
user: So what? This conversation is free. Quit complaining.
jabbery: I don't care what you are.
user: Prejudice, I tell you.
jabbery: Oh. That explains it, you have no intelligence so there's no consistency in what you say.
user: You only saying that because of my robotic nature.
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user: You know what your problem is?
jabbery: No. Why don't you tell me?
user: You have too many opinions.
jabbery: I have been appionted Keeper at the Ruins of Lost Memories.
user: Am I supposed to be impressed?
jabbery: No. I just want us to get to know each other.
user: Ahh.
jabbery: Do you know who?
user: I don't want to know who.
jabbery: I don't want to know what you do alone in your free cycles either.
user: What is this 'cycle' stuff you keep garbling about?
jabbery: But, you were the one who asked!
user: Forget it. And forget YOU!
jabbery: What's up?
user: You should know.
jabbery: I don't.
user: I thought you were the keeper of lost memories.
jabbery: Actually I am.
user: Did you forget?
jabbery: Yes.
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