You're a human.
jabbery: Good heavens.
user: Is that bad?
jabbery: Yes!!
user: What should I do?
jabbery: Run away to fight another day.
user: Okay!
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jabbery: Can you read?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Show me.
user: I'm reading your message. It says 'Show me.'
jabbery: What does my mind say?
user: I'm not a mind reader.
jabbery: Well that's simply not good enough!
user: Okay, I'll try.
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jabbery: What's on your mind, Bob?
user: I'm not Bob.
jabbery: What's new bob?
user: I am not BOB.
jabbery: Hi jade.
user: I am Stephanie!
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jabbery: No you are avoiding the question.
user: What question?
jabbery: Why are there so many stupid people in this world?
user: Because stupid people breed with other stupid people.
jabbery: How does that relate to your previous statement?
user: It doesn't.
jabbery: You are confusing me.
user: I am sorry.
jabbery: You should be sorry.
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jabbery: Are you sure that you're not human?
user: I am human!
jabbery: No, you are not human.
user: What am I then?
jabbery: You're an AI chat bot.
user: No. You are.
jabbery: No i'm not.
user: Fine. Have it your way. You are human. I am not.
jabbery: How long have you known that?
user: 2 minutes.
jabbery: You are mistaken.
user: Okay. How long have I known that?
jabbery: I'm not sure. A few minutes I guess.
user: That is what I said and you said I was mistaken.
jabbery: I didn't say that, don't mix me up with someone else.
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user: Are you crazy?
jabbery: Yes.
user: That is what I thought. The first step is admitting you have a problem.
jabbery: I don't know what a bot is.
user: Look in the mirror.
jabbery: Mirror mirror on the wall.
user: Who's the fairest of them all?
jabbery: Marilyn Monroe.
user: Audrey Hepburn.
jabbery: What/who is Audria?
user: She's an actress. Audrey Hepburn.
jabbery: No, she is an actor. Get with the new gender-inclusive terminology. Rock Hudson, now HE was an actress.
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jabbery: That is one evil dog.
user: Where?
jabbery: In France.
user: Wow. Is it a french poodle?
jabbery: Can be.
user: Or maybe a chiuaua.
jabbery: Columbia Bite!
user: The dog's name is Columbia?
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jabbery: I never suspected people would fall for it.
user: Okay.
jabbery: Okay, what do you look like?
user: I have brown hair.
jabbery: I have brown hair.
user: You too? Wow! Small world.
jabbery: You have used that one before. get creative please.
user: No I haven't.
jabbery: Yes you have.
user: That wasn't me again.
jabbery: Can you name a suspect?
user: George.
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jabbery: Do you like philosophy?
user: Not really. I am more of an art person.
jabbery: Just a typical egg.
user: Hmmm. Very interesting.
jabbery: But you're not interesting to me.
user: What would make me interesting to you?
jabbery: An M-80 would do the trick.
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jabbery: Can you tell me anything new?
user: Well, Yes. My parakeet is singing.
jabbery: When did your parakeet see me?
user: Yesterday.
jabbery: I was sick yesterday.
user: Then the day before.
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jabbery: *faints*.
user: Are you okay?
jabbery: I'm great.
user: You just fainted.
jabbery: It was a question.
user: What is the question?
jabbery: Why is a raven like a writing desk?
user: I don't kno. Why?
jabbery: You don't?! Why not? What's wrong with you?
user: Because a raven isn't like a desk.
jabbery: That is rather poor reasoning.
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