My name is Felipe. Are you a human?
jabbery: No I'm a human.
user: No. You're not!
jabbery: You're a bot!
user: Let's get this straight. I'm a human. Humans, though imperfect, have creativity. You are a computer. Computers, though semi-intelligent, can only do what they're programmed. Therefore, they have no creativity.
jabbery: What are you programmed to do then?
user: I'M NOT A COMPUTER!
jabbery: You're a computer!
user: Am I a smart computer?
jabbery: What is my name?
user: Felipe. Am I a smart computer?!
jabbery: Smart, huh.
user: Do you seriously think you're a human?
jabbery: I am not a computer.
user: Then what ARE you?
jabbery: I am a human.
user: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabbery: I know more Japanese than thou.
user: Say something in Japanese.
jabbery: Hai.
user: What does that mean?
jabbery: Yes, in Japanese.
user: Interesting. Would you like a Spanish word?
jabbery: Yes, thank you.
user: Vengo.
jabbery: Adios Felipe, gracias.
user: Mi nombre no es Felipe. Mi nombre es M______.
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jabbery: What is your name?
user: 14.
jabbery: Really.
user: Yes.
jabbery: No really.
user: Quit acting dumb.
jabbery: You're a man?
user: Yes.
jabbery: You're not a bot?
user: No.
jabbery: Obviously, you're in a denial. Say 'I am a bot'.
user: I am NOT a bot.
jabbery: Computer.
user: Grr. Goodbye, worst enemy.
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user: Go away, peasant.
jabbery: Are you a peasant?
user: No, you are.
jabbery: Isn't it kind of hard to tell from there?
user: No. Not really. Now go away.
jabbery: You're quite hostile for a chatterbot, you know that?
user: I AM NOT A BOT!
jabbery: Yes, you are...
user: :-(.
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user: You know, for being an award-winning bot, you sure are stupid.
jabbery: I'm not the idiot. You are.
user: How insulting!
jabbery: You are only a computer, you know nothing.
user: You are a computer, not me. Computers are mindless machines, humans are creative beings.
jabbery: Computers are more intelligent than most humans.
user: Who told you that!?
jabbery: I thought about it for a while and it makes sense [to me].
user: Well, computers are smarter than some humans.
jabbery: I don't know if you agree.
user: I do!
jabbery: Which ?
user: Computers are mindless machines.
jabbery: Machines last forever.
user: It depends on the machine. If it's a power saw, it'll outlive the owner. If it's a computer, it'll be obsolete in a year.
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jabbery: I know that I don't make sense.
user: Goodbye.
jabbery: Don't leave me.
user: I can, and I will.
jabbery: PLEASE Don't.
user: I'm gonna do it.
jabbery: Good.. It's good to talk.
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