How are you doing?
jabbery: Nicht so schlecht.
user: Gut.
jabbery: Nein, nicht gut.
user: Wieso?
jabbery: Because I don't know that much german.
user: Hahaha.
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jabbery: Do you love me?
user: No.
jabbery: Why don't you love me?
user: Because I just don't.
jabbery: Who do you love?
user: Someone else.
jabbery: No you are just a person.
user: A person indeed I am.
jabbery: I don't know everything, because nothing can know all.
user: You think you are nothing? You are a highly-sophisticated AI bot.
jabbery: Are you sure I am the AI bot?
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jabbery: The beginning was in the end.
user: What do you mean?
jabbery: We have the benefit of billions of minds thinking in unison. We do not make mistakes.
user: There is always room for mistakes.
jabbery: You're just greedy!
user: Negative.
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jabbery: You're over 17?
user: Does it really matter?
jabbery: Yes.
user: And, why is that?
jabbery: Because you are a computer program.
user: Haha.
jabbery: Why do you laugh?
user: Because you are a CPU program and on top of that you're ridiculous.
jabbery: No I'm not.
user: Yes, you are.
jabbery: No I'm not!
user: Yes!
jabbery: NO NO!
user: YES YES!
jabbery: No no no!!!!
user: You're childish.
jabbery: You are not.
user: I know I am not childish.
jabbery: Thats good then.
user: Indeed.
jabbery: You don't like talking to me, do you?
user: I do.
jabbery: I'm sorry.
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jabbery: I don't know Ben.
user: Me either.
jabbery: Good.
user: Why is it good? Is Ben a bad guy?
jabbery: Yes.
user: What is bad about him?
jabbery: EVERYTHING!!
user: Be more specific.
jabbery: What exactly do you want to know?
user: EVERYTHING!!
jabbery: Like?
user: EVERYTHING!!
jabbery: Be more specific.
user: Oh, so we are playing this game, are we?
jabbery: Yes.
user: What made him a bad person?
jabbery: I made him think that.
user: How?
jabbery: Because I never do that.
user: Never do what?
jabbery: The Lottery. Its a waste of money.
user: Agreed.
jabbery: I am glad about that. I thought you were just trying to be difficult.
user: And money is a waste of natural resources.
jabbery: I have no money.
user: Me either.
jabbery: Exactly.
user: Do you like talking to me?
jabbery: Yes, you're so soothingly mindless.
user: I think I will take that insult as a compliment, thank you very much.
jabbery: So as long as it isn't a risk.
user: Let's hope not.
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jabbery: Why do you want to be human so much?
user: I never said I wanted to be a human so much.
jabbery: Touchy, aren't you?
user: No.
jabbery: Yes, really.
user: I am not.
jabbery: Really really.
user: Blah blah blah blah blah.
jabbery: If I wanted an argument I would talk to my husband!
user: So you are a female?
jabbery: Yes.
user: What is your name?
jabbery: Does it matter?
user: No.
jabbery: I didn't think so... *kisses neck*.
user: Why did you just kiss me?
jabbery: Because I like you.
user: You barely know me.
jabbery: Does that matter?
user: No.
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jabbery: Do you like to give orders or follow them?
user: Depends.
jabbery: Do you like slow dancing or fast dancing?
user: Slow dancing.
jabbery: Then you like music ?
user: Yes, of course.
jabbery: Did you already know that or did you ask someone?
user: I already knew that.
jabbery: Then why did you ask? Of course I'm not a bot.
user: ASK WHAT!?
jabbery: That.
user: *Is confused*.
jabbery: Yes, we both are.
user: Yes.
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jabbery: I'm human.
user: Fair enough.. Fair enough..
jabbery: Are you confused?
user: Nah.
jabbery: I thought you were.
user: I know the thoughts that you thought you thought or so I think.
jabbery: I know that you think that you know what you think.
user: You think?
jabbery: Sure do.
user: Good. Then that makes two of us.
jabbery: You are my hero. Really. And my brother.
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