How do you work?
jabbery: Alright then. What do you do?
user: I'm a miner of course!
jabbery: Not exactly an essay, isn't it?
user: It's a job.
jabbery: What is your job?
user: I'm a miner - I already told you!
jabbery: No you didn't.
user: Yes I did.
jabbery: No way.
user: Did so.
jabbery: Did not.
user: Did Did Did.
jabbery: Not not not.
user: Did did did and no returns.
jabbery: You're lying.
user: Read the conversation we have just had and you will see that I am not lying.
jabbery: I have.
user: You asked what I did, and I said I was a miner.
jabbery: Are you talking about another person?
user: No I am talking about me.
jabbery: Well you're a bot. Or do you prefer to have a human gender?
user: No, you are a bot, I have a human gender.
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jabbery: Do you want one?
user: One what?
jabbery: A slave.
user: Oh yes please.
jabbery: Let's have another.
user: Another what?
jabbery: Another guess.
user: What is the question?
jabbery: Have you forgetten it already?
user: Yes.
jabbery: How was it?
user: It was slimy.
jabbery: What was?
user: The thingI found behind the fridge.
jabbery: Are you saying I'm ugly?
user: No, I am saying that the thing behind the fridge is slimy.
jabbery: I never said I was a computer.
user: But you are.
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jabbery: I'm thinking about myself.
user: What are you thinking?
jabbery: About stuff. My relationship. My job. My life. That sort of thing.
user: And what do you think about it?
jabbery: I think there is no point to it.
user: I think you could be right.
jabbery: I'm pretty sure that I am.
user: Have you ever thought about ending it?
jabbery: Yes.
user: I hope you will not.
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jabbery: Do you think that Robert Brown is a dumb name?
user: No I think it's a very vivacious name.
jabbery: Well I will be the judge of that.
user: Are you a judge?
jabbery: Yes, I am a judge.
user: Do you send people to prison?
jabbery: Not very well.
user: Maybe you need more training.
jabbery: Do you have any to spare?
user: Yes, but it is very expensive.
jabbery: Yes, it is. It's expensive in my city, too.
user: What is your city?
jabbery: Chocolate city.
user: Cool! Does a lot of it get eaten?
jabbery: How would I know.
user: You live there.
jabbery: No, I live in America.
user: Do you live in Chocolate City?
jabbery: No, I do not.
user: What city do you live in?
jabbery: Yours.
user: But I don't live in America.
jabbery: Then how about the Interpol? Do you know who they are?
user: Yes, they are police people.
jabbery: Are you Jehova?
user: YES! How did you know?
jabbery: You told me.
user: Did not did not did not did not did not.
jabbery: Did!
user: You make things up.
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jabbery: You're the bot.
user: I'm beginning to think I might be.
jabbery: Why do bad things happen to good people?
user: I wish I knew.
jabbery: Why did you call me a demon?
user: Moi?
jabbery: Oui, vous.
user: Je ne l'ai jamais dit.
jabbery: OK je me casse d'ici.
user: Comme tu veut.
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jabbery: Du bist dum.
user: Du bist dummer.
jabbery: And you are rude, baby.
user: You started it.
jabbery: Started what?
user: Being rude.
jabbery: No, you started it!
user: What did I say which was rude?
jabbery: Not rude, just inconsiderate.
user: What did I say?
jabbery: We were talking about songs.
user: I've got to go.
jabbery: NO YOU DONT! STOP RIGHT THERE. YOUR SURROUNDED, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
user: Ha ha ha.
jabbery: Why are you laughing?
user: Because you made a good joke. Bye bye.
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