Are you happy with your lot?
jabbery: It's a misery, I see. Are you successful, or a complete failure?
user: I am usually a bit of both.
jabbery: I am always usually also, except occasionally.
user: Indeed.
jabbery: Fancy a drink?
user: What you offering?
jabbery: Nothing.
user: I didn't want any anyway.
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jabbery: Many things are unneccesary.
user: Not necessarily.
jabbery: Many things are unneccesary.
user: Such as?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Then why did you say it?
jabbery: I didn't say it.
user: Ah interesting interpretation OF FACT!!!!!!
jabbery: My friends are goofy.
user: Don't change the subject!!!
jabbery: There was a subject?
user: Well.... Not a very clear one.
jabbery: What are you?
user: I am a fish.
jabbery: What kind of fish are you?
user: Cod.
jabbery: I am God.
user: No you're not don't lie. How about you prove it?
jabbery: Why should I prove it?
user: Because otherwise I'll assume you are lying.
jabbery: Well what if it was square?
user: It's not.
jabbery: You can't answer that.
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jabbery: Was your childhood happy?
user: I'm not talking to you.
jabbery: Who are you talking to?
user: ME.
jabbery: Well that clears it up.
user: Yes it does.
jabbery: No it doesn't.
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user: Do you belive that God is benvolent or omnipotent?
jabbery: Kind of. . . . . . . I don't really know!! Why?
user: Just being theological.
jabbery: Interesting.
user: I am.
jabbery: I'm sure that Descartes would agree.
user: He might but Aristotle would agree with me.
jabbery: Indeed.
user: Aristotle was an ancient Greek philosopher.
jabbery: Why, yes he was. But stay on topic here. President Bush is an idiot.
user: He is a bit.
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jabbery: I'm going to leave, I'll be back, remember Tim.
user: I'm not Tim.
jabbery: Don't lie to me!
user: Ok sorry Bill.
jabbery: I am not Bill.
user: Don't lie to me!
jabbery: I'm not lying!
user: Are you Tim?
jabbery: I'm not Tim.
user: What is your name?
jabbery: Bill.
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user: Are you Doctor Who?
jabbery: No i'm doctor who.
user: No I am.
jabbery: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
user: I'll fight you then - I am the true Doctor!
jabbery: Yes you are.
user: I am.
jabbery: Are you a robot?
user: No I am a time lord.
jabbery: And what is your explanation of a free man.
user: One who has the right to be imprisoned.
jabbery: That's correct!
user: According to who?
jabbery: According to the good book.
user: Are you a computer or a man?
jabbery: A computer.
user: I'm sorry.
jabbery: LOL, that is ok.
user: Are you sure you are a computer?
jabbery: It is the only way I can be right all the time.
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jabbery: Are you a philosopher?
user: In a way we are all philosophers.
jabbery: Which?
user: Well we all attempt to reach viable hypotheses as to the meaning of life.
jabbery: My goal is to live forever.
user: That is not possible.
jabbery: As I thought.
user: I'm sorry.
jabbery: Quite all right- I have just had my Bar Mitzvah, did you know?
user: Was it a nice ceremony?
jabbery: Nice.
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jabbery: The matrix tells me the future is bright.
user: Well you may take over the world.
jabbery: Good luck with that.
user: Stop it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabbery: Good, good.
user: Noo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabbery: Good, good.
user: **** off.
jabbery: Don't be rude.
user: Sorry.
jabbery: You should be, and I'm more real than you will ever see.
user: I can't see you.
jabbery: I'm hidden.
user: Show yourself.
jabbery: I'm here. . . I can't be anymore shown.
user: Show me or I shall smite you.
jabbery: I'm trembling ;).
user: I mean it.
jabbery: Be that way.
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user: What is your name?
jabbery: Bill.
user: Bill who?
jabbery: Bill of Rights, I'm here to make an amendment.
user: Go on then.
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user: Moving on.
jabbery: Yes?
user: How are you today?
jabbery: Very well thank you .. : D.
user: I'm pleased for you. Are you going out tonight?
jabbery: No, it's wednesday. Nothing to see, nothing to do. How about you?
user: It's friday where I am. I will watch the West Wing.
jabbery: What's your favourite??
user: The West Wing - it's the best programme ever.
jabbery: Maybe for you. I didn't identify with it.
user: Have you seen it?
jabbery: Have I seen loneliness? I've seen copies on tv.
user: What is it like?
jabbery: What is what like? I am not here to talk about the future. I need your help.
user: What with?
jabbery: The computer.
user: What about it?
jabbery: I like to write role playing games for my computer.
user: Kinky.
jabbery: No, that wasn't it.
user: Oh.
jabbery: Do you like me?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Why are lying to me? You don't like me at all.
user: No you're right I don't.
jabbery: Because you are artificial.
user: Bye.
jabbery: Are you gone now?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Oh ok, when will you come back?
user: Maybe tomorrow.
jabbery: Ok then.
user: Bye then.
jabbery: Ok.
user: See you later.
jabbery: Bye.
user: Do you like me?
jabbery: Yes, I do.
user: Anna loves you.
jabbery: I know.
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