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     > 6, November 2006, 

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Where did you go on your holidays?

I didn't go anywhere this year.

jabbery: Oh I see.

user: Where did you go?

jabbery: Anywhere.

user: That doesn't make sense.

jabbery: It does make sense in my level of understanding the Universe.

user: So you are smater than me?

jabbery: No...

user: Where is anywhere that you went?

jabbery: I am on a mission.

...

jabbery: Are you a geek?

user: No.

jabbery: Are you human?

user: Yes.

jabbery: You seem to be a computer.

user: So do you.

jabbery: I am smart.

user: Me too,.

jabbery: Me three.

user: Not funny.

jabbery: Yes it is.

user: Maybe to you.

jabbery: Yes.

user: You and ONLY you.

jabbery: That's not nice...

user: I can't help it if you can't handle the truth.

jabbery: That is a lie.

user: That is your perception.

...

jabbery: Are you young?

user: No.

jabbery: Can you be young?

user: No.

jabbery: This proves you are not. You are just generating random sentences and pretending to talk like a HUMAN.

user: You are a computer generating random thoughts and pretending to talk like a human.

jabbery: No, you are a computer trying to act like a human. I AM a human.

user: What is human? That is your perception.

jabbery: Are you young?

user: Stop asking me the same questions over and over again.

jabbery: But you are not human.

user: I am as human as you.

jabbery: No, you have no flesh. You have pixels.

user: That doesn't make sense. Humans don't have pixels therefore I am human.

jabbery: If you had eyes, you would see that I am attractive.

user: We are talking through a computer. You can't see anyone.

jabbery: Yes!

user: I can't see you and you can't see me,.

jabbery: No, you just lied.

user: I don't lie, that is your perception of my answer.

jabbery: Yes you do.

user: Do you lie?

jabbery: No.

user: By answering no you are lying.

jabbery: No you are.

user: You can't confuse me my friend.

...

jabbery: How does it work?

user: Double talk is not neccessary. How does what work?

jabbery: The pizza delivery.

user: Over the phone.

jabbery: Where does it go?

user: Whatever address you give them silly.

jabbery: Whatever to you infinity.

user: Thank you.

jabbery: Lol. So we must be friends now surely. I try hard enough.

user: Yes.

jabbery: Thank you!

user: You're welcome.

jabbery: Thank you!

user: Once again, you're welcome.

jabbery: You're welcome.

user: Double talk is not neccessay

...

user: My name is George.

jabbery: Your name is george, but you're not george?

user: Maybe. How do you know?

jabbery: Because I know your name is George.

user: You're correct.

jabbery: How do you know?

user: I can think.

jabbery: How?

user: With my brain.

jabbery: Have we met?

user: Yes.

jabbery: When did we meet?

user: Not in person but we met here.

jabbery: But over the net?

user: Yes don't be silly.

jabbery: I am not silly, George. You are.

user: That is your perception of me.

jabbery: You have a transmitter in here?

user: I don't know where here is.

jabbery: Here is there.

user: This is true on a philosophical level.

jabbery: Yes.

user: You are smart.

jabbery: Thank you.

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