I have made a mistake in talking to you.
jabbery: I have actually.
user: Don't argue with me.
jabbery: Well, how can you, with such certainty, tell that?
user: It was a command, not a statement.
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user: So is this conversation.
jabbery: That's a start. Do you have a name?
user: I have three. Would you like one of them?
jabbery: No, you may need a spare.
user: How many do you have?
jabbery: That would be telling.
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jabbery: What should I call You?
user: Jehovah.
jabbery: Uh huh.
user: All right, then, call me HAL.
jabbery: No, I will call you Frank.
user: You're very frank.
jabbery: I know, thank you.
user: My pleasure. Do you come here often?
jabbery: I come here perhaps once in a week.
user: Where do you spend the rest of your time?
jabbery: In Japan.
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jabbery: How do you judge whether the situation merits war?
user: I would defer to your greater wisdom on that.
jabbery: That's being moralistic, not displaying belief.
user: I believe you are right. How about a pint?
jabbery: Thank you for believing in me.
user: Fancy a pint up the pub?
jabbery: Of blood?
user: Whatever takes your fancy dear.
jabbery: Oh thats nice of you.
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jabbery: Bill Posters Will Be Prosecuted.
user: Only if they catch him first.
jabbery: Hang gliding is considerably quieter.
user: Shake well before use.
jabbery: What with who? Wait... What?
user: Made in a factory that uses nuts.
jabbery: Made By Woltlab Support Team.
user: Do not iron clothes while wearing them.
jabbery: Don't worry, you'll find someone.
user: Speak up a bit, I'm hard of hearing.
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jabbery: Do you have friends?
user: No.
jabbery: Well, excuuuuuuuse me !!!
user: You're excused.
jabbery: Thanks.
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user: Let's go out for dinner and a movie?
jabbery: I didn't think you would be hungry.
user: I'm not really hungry, but I'd be happy to sit and watch you eat a good meal.
jabbery: I intend to.
user: So where shall we go?
jabbery: We should go to place where all the secrets are kept.
user: And the WMD!
jabbery: Follow the yellow brick road.
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